Oh look, one of these again. SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY LITTLE PONY OH NO! I'm sure your world is ending or something.

But fair is fair. Below you will find a list of 100 things that I like that you can feel free to hate just because I don't like My Little Pony:

1. Beef Jerky
2. Cantaloupe
3. Dr. Pepper (But I don't drink soda anymore.)
4. Touhou
5. That kinda high feeling my prescribed pain meds give me.
6. Coming inside to my air conditioned house after being outside on a hot day.
7. Roseanne (I didn't like the last season, but the series finale was great.)
8. The Birthday Massacre
9. The first two Korn albums (Self-Titled and Life Is Peachy.)
10. Gunslinger Girl (both seasons, weirdly enough.)
11. Lighting rooms in my house with clear Christmas lights on the ceiling.
12. Red wine (I'm not picky.)
13. Vodka (Skyy, preferably, though I do like me some Smirnoff Ice too.)
14. Logitech keyboards.
15. NES Max gamepads.
16. Serial Experiments Lain (It's essential viewing)
17. P90 Assault Rifles.
18. Carrots
19. Bubble wrap (specifically popping bubble wrap.)
20. The Sinner's Sandwich (immortalized in Deadly Premonition.)
21. I secretly enjoy cosplaying and have done it twice publicly.
22. Die-ablo III
23. Every Satoshi Kon work ever released.
24. Sushi and Sashimi
25. Sake
26. Metal Gear Solid 2
27. All things Audio Engineering
28. Bastion
29. Nine Inch Nails
30. Sci-fi settings
31. Phantasy Star Online
32. Any kind of cereal
33. Socks (I'm sexy enough as it is, but socks just throw my sexiness off the scale.)
34. Watching Let's Plays
35. Sora no Woto (Don't let the cutesy designs fool you.)
36. Puella Magi Madoka Magica (Same as above.)
37. Kissing
38. Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2
39. Organization
40. A nice and snappy snare drum.
41. Radiohead
42. The Silence of the Lambs
43. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
44. Persona 4
45. Rhythm Heaven
46. Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
47. Reno 911!
48. Wearing neckties
49. Icon-less desktop
50. Bionic Commando (The 2009 3D one by Grin.)
51. Max Payne 1 and 2
52. Breaking Bad
53. My Samus Aran emblem T-Shirt
54. Black silk stockings (garterbelt optional.)
55. Transformers: Beast Wars (but not Beast Machines.)
56. Giant Bomb
57. Contra
58. Long hair
59. Soul Eater (Best shounen Japanese cartoon ever!)
60. Fucking with peoples' cellphones when they aren't looking.
61. The sound of farting
62. Sonic Generations
63. The Goonies
64. 8-Track Tapes
65. Led Zeppelin
66. David Bowie
67. Goodfellas
68. Die Hard Trilogy (What fourth movie?)
69. Duke Nukem 3D (HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID HERE?)
70. Barbecued Ribs
71. Rare steak
72. Ghost In The Shell (Stand Alone Complex, the movies, manga, whatever!)
73. The IT Crowd
74. Father Ted
75. Peep Show
76. Parks & Recreation
77. Marilyn Manson's new ablum "Born Villain"
78. Deadly Premonition
79. Dream Theater
80. The Mars Volta
81. Tool
82. Mai-Otome
83. Pepperoni and mushroom pizza
84. Doug (the Nickelodeon version, not that shit ABC Saturday morning crap.)
85. Sex in water
86. Seinfeld
87. FamiTracker
88. Kanye West's albums. (He's a bit of a doucher though.)
89. IAMX
90. Paying for everything with a debit card.
91. Ninja Gaiden I and II on NES
92. Streets of Rage 1 and 2
93. Lewis Black
94. Bill Hicks
95. Slipknot's first three albums (Self-Titled, Iowa, Vol.3 The Subliminal Verses.)
96. Durarara!!
97. McDonald's Fries (though I haven't had them in two years, they're the only thing I miss about fast food.)
98. Chocolate ice cream
99. Creedence Clearwater Revival
100. Super Metroid

So there, ya dumb fuck. Hate all you like. I won't care because I'm not insecure or stupid about the things I enjoy.

It's spelled "Spider-Man."

Alright fucker, ya know what? I was in a pretty good mood today, but done went and pressed my grump button, so you're the unfortunate soul that gets both barrels to the face. I've gritted my teeth at how rude people have been over those stupid articles all week while trying to play along with the joke, but holy shit are you fuckers god damn ridiculous. Do you need those articles to live or some shit? Is re-reading the same thing over and over again the only thing you do online? With the way people have acted, the questions I've answered on here, and the several downright rude and obnoxious emails and PM's I've gotten this week, I really have to wonder. A few days without some gaming articles and you're literally shitting yourself through the roof. Get a god damn life.

Anyway, fuck you. Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net is MY site and I don't owe you or anybody else that reads it jack and/or shit. I pay the hosting bill and domain name charges and I'll do with the site whatever I damn well please. Nothing I've posted on my site is beholden to some kind of bill of internet rights that says I can never take it away for whatever reason I want. The site's mine, and I'll fucking post pictures of bicycles and Touhou girls on the Final Fantasy pages from now on if I so damn well desire. Or maybe a big sign on each page that says "GO OUTSIDE," because apparently some of you don't do that enough.

Secondly, I owe my community and audience to Final Fantasy? Puh-fucking-lease. I will concede that many have found my site due to those articles, but we have a pretty active forum and people I talk to on a regular basis because of the site that either aren't there JUST for those articles, and here's a surprise, some of us even dislike Final Fantasy! I couldn't give a fuck less if a few whiny little shits who visit my site for one reason disappear overnight. I don't run a website for them. I run it for me. So leave, because I ain't give noooooo kinda fuck.

And go ahead and ask Pat to post his articles elsewhere. I'm sure that just because it's you, he'll be more than happy to do so. I don't care what he does with content he created. Same as with anyone else whose work is posted on the site.

In summation: Fuck off and choke on four hundred dicks.

Yes. I'm twelve.

Of course, by "twelve" I mean, "Person who really doesn't care that much about superficial people who judge others based on trivial shit like what music they like, also person who doesn't really feel guilt or shame for the things that they enjoy regardless of others' opinions."

So yeah. Twelve.

Me.

THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE I WANT TO BUY LOTTERY TICKETS. THANK YOU FORMSPRING PROMPT FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT ALL THE AMAZING PRODUCTS AND SERVICES AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN OUR GREAT NATION.

I thought, "Boy, I sure do hate Leigh Alexander and think she's a god damn twit. I'm not going to read anything she has to say about anything!"

And then I didn't read it!

Actually, I gave a presentation a few years back on the subject of Lesbianism and sexuality. I covered a wide range of subjects including the one you've asked about. (that particular topic is covered starting at 5:23 in the video linked below.)

http://bit.ly/vU1qTJ

You may have to turn the volume up a bit. The audio levels came out a bit lower than expected and I never got around to fixing it, but yeah, that's my thoughts on the matter.

Hitting a fire hydrant with my sai. Of course, one's gotta dodge the cap that comes flying off, but once that water starts gushing, those suckers will no doubt be cooling off.

I don't even know what you're talking about.

I really don't care. I played Pokemon Red and Blue and that was all I ever cared for. There will be no more Pokemon in Polly World beyond the first 150'ish.