Sun breaking through trees as leaves crunch beneath my boots in the woods. Sand stuck to my arms as I pull myself onto a boat in the Atlantic. Warm drinks and whiskey at the bottom of a mountain after snowboarding. A cozy nook in a well stocked library on a rainy day with a wonderful woman across from me. Looking over my book to see her comfortably seated with glasses poised on her nose, shiny, wavy hair and not a clue that I am staring at her.

"That's really unattractive". I think...I am sure there is worse, but then it rises to the level of something bad a person said regardless of their gender. Make sense?

And so the duel begins...the profile picture is meant as a deterrent for all other than your mom. I appreciate the warm reception and inquisitive nature she has regarding it. She will be praised in heaven. Does that get me closer to a kiss on your cheek (please don't wear makeup though...it tastes gross)?

36 year old in New York. If that isnt an option, then, if I were a woman, I would schlick up a river and post the pictures. Although...Alaska smells like fresh donuts (seriously) and 19 yr olds are soooo cute. Exactly 3 years cuter than a 21 year old. Go for the Alaskan. Steer clear if they ask you to wear seal flesh to stay warm though.

Z. Sz ....with a mustache.

Man.....dont want to screw this up...fuck it...real answer: Bob Dylan. Not all of his music is great but he is a great musician. Greatest documentarian currently alive.

An aussie chickie playing the skinflute at dawn.

Aint no boss ever had me. I'M THE BOSS!