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Ritsu: ALL HAIL THE CABBAGE GOD!
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If they did, those wings would be either useless or the animal would look nothing like a pig.
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Formspring question of the day
asked by FormspringI root for man. I am terrified of AI. Says the computer programmer.
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I have no intention of signing up somewhere else. Also, while English may be the sort of woman that chases other languages down dark alleys, beats them senseless, then rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary, you really should treat her like a lady.
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I'm just this guy, y'know?
More seriously, I'm a very private person, largely due to the fact that I'm almost cripplingly shy. I'm not as apathetic, unfeeling, and flippant as I seem on the surface--it's just a cover. In reality, I'm a very tired and lonely man that hasn't taken the transition to adulthood that well.
I'm not actually sure that I'm asexual or if I've repressed myself quite thoroughly because I never learned how to deal with sexual energies (largely because I always had a hard time with people), or even if the whole thing is just one massive defense mechanism to ensure that I never have to trust anyone. The truth is probably somewhere between these.
I know that I never asked to grow up. I didn't want to. I'm certainly not ready to be so far from home. And I certainly can't take coming home to an empty apartment for much longer without losing what's left of my mind.
I'm also coming to the slow and painful realization that at heart, I'm an occidental otaku. I'm not sure I like this. I fear that one day, I'll wake up, look in the mirror, and see Patty Martin staring back at me--which will be quite a shock, as I'm a dude (and if you get that reference, I've got some bad news for you). -
God, it's been years since I've played that game. I'll take Mr. Green (what he's called in the American version), as that's my favorite color.
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I don't usually go swimming. It's been years since I was last in a pool or natural body of water.
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"It is doubtless that God could have created a better berry than the strawberry, but doubtless that He never did."
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I was going to answer this from my phone, bu formspring's mobile site doesn't work properly.
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Tabasco sauce is the most awesome condiment ever.
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A pointer points to an object in memory. My apology for the delay.
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Soup? I don't want to eat spider baby soup. That sounds disgusting and absurd.
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It would involve me working for 8 hours, then going home to play video games and spend time with a beloved pet after cooking dinner myself.
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I don't usually eat weird things. Sure, I eat across most cuisines, but never have I done something strange for a North American man of the early 21st Century.
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I'd wake up as someone with a job at a software startup.
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James A. McCormick’s Bio
I'm the least interesting man in the world.
