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    1. Phillip Jones
      philjones responded to tattooedprinces 19 Jul 10

      you saw a squirrel. what was it doing?

      dressed up in an army uniform and fighting the squirrel taliban

    2. Phillip Jones
      philjones 24 Apr 10

      what is jenkem?

      you'd rather not know

    3. Phillip Jones
      philjones responded to tattooedprinces 24 Apr 10

      whats your fave flavour milkshake? and dont say pussy... XD

      chocolate, easy

    4. Phillip Jones
      philjones 20 Apr 10

      If you could be any real non extinct animal, what would you be?

      velociraptor

    5. Phillip Jones
      philjones 20 Apr 10

      what is up jenkem

      not much, you?

    6. Phillip Jones
      philjones responded to tattooedprinces 30 Mar 10

      ur awesome

      thank you, you single?

    7. Phillip Jones
      philjones 29 Mar 10

      billie jean is not my lover.

      she's just some girl, who thinks that I am the one.

    8. Phillip Jones
      philjones responded to wilsonyeah 29 Mar 10

      fistfuck?

      Yes, fistfuck, its where you take your fist and insert it inside someone

    9. Phillip Jones
      philjones 26 Mar 10

      Work on your grammar

      work on your grammar

    10. Phillip Jones
      philjones 4 Mar 10

      Youre never amusing when you try to be

      your never amusing period

    11. Phillip Jones
      philjones responded to tattooedprinces 4 Mar 10

      does this rag smell like chloroform?

      only if this pill is a forget me now

    12. Phillip Jones
      philjones 4 Mar 10

      Your mom is amazing...what happened to you?

      I'm still here, getting money, gettin paid

    13. Phillip Jones
      philjones 4 Mar 10

      really like to fistfuck?

      double fisting pimp cannon.

    14. Phillip Jones
      philjones 4 Mar 10

      You're a homophobic asshole, but even so, I'm not a "sir", so liking men should be implied.

      everyone knows, good sir, there are no chicks on the internet, unless we're on a twilight forum

    15. Phillip Jones
      philjones 2 Mar 10

      Your blog is a piece of shit.

      you good sir, like men

    16. Phillip Jones
      philjones 2 Mar 10

      Phil Jones is a pretty cool guy, eh...

      can tolerate spice like a boss and doesn't afraid of anything

    17. Phillip Jones
      philjones 25 Feb 10

      if you dont have the fries...

      why you want the ketchup

    18. Phillip Jones
      philjones 25 Feb 10

      Phill you are the best. Don't ever change man. You better be at our highschool reunion fool! O I should ask a question . Favorite daily rutiene?

      probably my morning shower, its very refreshing

    19. Phillip Jones
      philjones 25 Feb 10

      How did you become so amazing?

      excellent question. I blame television, my rougeish handsomeness and my general badassery, plus a copious amount of face destroying

    20. Phillip Jones
      philjones 25 Feb 10

      PHILL WHO?!?

      Phil Jones!

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I'm Phil. I blog, I make you laugh, I fistfuck who I please

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