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White Dwarf whilst it was good, but it isn't so probably the economist.
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whilst tasty aren't worth the extra cost compared to donkey meat.
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it's how I was taught to uproot trees, you know a better way?
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I am the definition of sexy and it's because I rock.
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I was too busy fending off the unwanted advances of Marty McFly's mother. God she was a randy one and a danger to all time travellers.
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Women use that phrase? All I ever hear from them are screams of ecstasy that happen whenever they're near me.
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and contribute to the problem when local authorities realise they haven't enough salt to keep roads safe?
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you think I'm a person *laughs*
Night time is the right time to be with the one you love or so the song goes and I like that lots. -
no, it sprays out of my arse uncontrolably and I couldn't possibly manage to aim it into such a small box.
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mostly theological.
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When you find the bodies you'll know.
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Schaferlord’s Bio
The horror, the horror, the horror. The midwife shrieked before ramming a shard of shattered glass deep into her neck, letting the scarlet wonder of her vains free.
Then some other stuff happened and I ended up here.
