Sure, but only if you allow me to attach a nose to your face. I make it a point not to hug noiseless creatures.

NO!

// agreatbigbagofSUCK

.___.

Moist. It even /sounds/ moist.

Haberdashery, of course!

Bah dum, chh.

// Grooveshark.

// Yep, the ones I really liked or looked up to.

// I've spent so much time on The Sims... But if we're talking about how /long/ I've played a game, Halo CE.

My first hat!

"You're a Blood Elf. Hamburger would go straight to your thighs.

P.S. Stop eating the Tauren."

//
1. I'm more-than-slightly wary of the group of "vampires" who've taken pity on me at my college. (They call me one of their own. o.e)

2. I'm soon going to have my character's hair color.

3. I can cook and bake like a badass.

4. I play WoW. (For the Horde!)

5. I'm the youngest of 3 other siblings.

6. I have a really broad sense of humor. REALLY broad. Trust me on this.

7. Debbie the Online Dater made me realize I can't hug every cat. :'(

8. I have a significant other who lives on the opposite side of America from me.

9. Pottermore sorted me into Slytherin. I had a slight identity crisis.

10. I can play video game themes on the piano; currently working on Still Alive from Portal.

// ALL THE THINGS.

Yea, don't worry about it. My Belf can dps. I just have to help this lowbie out in Eversong and then I'll be free.

// User: What's the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: There is none.

User: But I thought the meaning of life is 42.

Cleverbot: You just contradicted yourself.

User: How?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What's the question?

User: What's the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: 42.

^^^The day I got owned by Cleverbot.

// I think I love you more than the Japanese loves tentacle porn, so we should dance dance dance to these stereotyyyyyyypes.

Non, seulement espagnol et anglais!

Toe cheese? Bear cheese? Pig cheese?

<I got put in Slytherin. T.T>