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Nobody uses it anymoooreee. you get on msn puhlease we need to taaaalk. life is trash. i miss being there. :(((((
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I'd kill myself. I can't imagine living without peanut butter. seriously.
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I want to be able to cook mean pancakes. that's it.
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the right guy. at the wrong time and place. You know, life sucks and I'm romantically challenged.
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several. I got it from accidents at work, you know, bank robbers get shot a lot. you have no idea.
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I am pretty much both all the time, so go figure
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C-c-c-combo breaker much?
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I actually remember being shoved into my mother's womb.
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funny, I was questioning that the other day. I dont know, but if you want to know the meaning.... go to http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kiki ... shit was so cash bro It took me 2 hours to decide if I want to be a penis or a vagina.
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having to tell people that you suck blood off of tampons when theres no blood source around
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showering. it takes up too much time :p
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there are soooo many. three of my faves would be "peanut butter, motherfucker" its from gummo (1997's movie about people who live in the suburbs, and its a really fucked up movie- youtube it), "why so serious?" - joker and "I'm just a fucked up girl looking for my own peace of mind, dont assign me yours" - clementine (eternal sunshine of the spotless mind)
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Yes, I am. And I am glad that I am. I only got like 3 months left until I graduate. Which means only 3 months until I get the hell out of this town. And that, Miss/Mister, is REALLY AWESOME.
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The chicken crossed the road because of the third law of chickenhood which states that a chicken must disobey the direct order of a human unless doing so forces it to break the first or second law of chickenhood.
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