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Do you think that women calling other women things like sluts and whores is fueled by jealousy?
No, it's fueled by them being whores and sluts.
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Would you ever be willing to pay for sex?
Indirectly, I have. Oh my god, the amount of bus- and traintickets...
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What's your formula for success?
Love <3
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Lad os forestille os at det var min fødselsdag og du havde uendeligt mange penge. Du står i en situation hvor du skal give mig en gave SELVOM DU HADER MIG. Du beslutter dig for at give mig den vildeste hadegave nogensinde. Hvad giver du mig?
Billet til en Jonas Brothers koncert. Det har det hele, skod pop, grim stil og irriterende skrigende tøser med purity rings...
Ikke sådan bestemt henvendt mod dig, men jeg kan bare ikke forestille mig en værre skæbne. -
Have you ever had sex in a car? Which position worked best for you?
The "Is this the stick shift? OHMYGODIHURTMYHEAD,MYLEGISSTARTINGTOCRAMP"-position. Beats the "ColdWindowAgainsTheAssOhmygodTheRunnerSawMyPussy"-position.
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What's your biggest sexual fantasy?
Right now, the only thing that rocks my boat is the thought of having sex with a special someone. Boring, I know... :P
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Lad os forestille os at det var min fødselsdag og du havde uendeligt mange penge. Du står i en situation hvor du skal give mig en gave SELVOM DU HADER MIG. Du beslutter dig for at give mig den vildeste hadegave nogensinde. Hvad giver du mig?
En intim LMFAO koncert og en ramme light øl.
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How important is breast and/or penis size?
Very important. I hate it when my shemales have huge tits and a small penis. Or the other way around. Disappointing. False advertising.
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Do you think a movie or restaurant makes for a better first date?
A bar. I hate the "let's watch a movie"-date idea. It's like saying "I really like you, let's hang out and not say a fucking word to each other for an hour and a half." Unless you're that annoying type that talk during movies. Then I hate you and I don't want to go out with you anyway.
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Who's your Valentine?
I'm not quite sure what the fuck a valentine is. If it's meant as girlfriend or partner or so, it's my girlfriend Camilla.
If it's just who I am sending annoying cards to, like a one day "date" that is actually just a pathetic excuse not to look like you're able to manage being alone and other stupid american-teen-movie-shit for one day, then no one. -
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Thorbjørn Aksel Nielsen’s Bio
"I think that children are our future. Unless we stop them first!" - Homer Simpson
