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      patricec responded to wotusay 6 Jan 12

      I do. Mostly because you don't often get pre buttered toast. A good portion of the time it's room temp toast and ice cold butter. I also don't do real toast all that often.

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      25 years of struggle with my mother , 32 years of being a fat kid and 1 comedy writing class.

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      patricec responded to wotusay 31 Dec 11

      I was an only child until I was 12, so totally. I can play board games alone and lose. I also read a ridiculous amount as a child which is super solitary thing.

      As an adult I have no problem eating a restaurant alone, depending on the movie I like to go alone and I've been known to leave the house "To get coffee" and come back 8 hours later because I was wandering on my own.

      Not to say I don't enjoy being around people at all., but I am finding the context has definitely changed. I'm mellowing on Big time mega hangout and tending to spend a lot more time one-on-one or in small groups of awesome.

      The one thing I haven't managed to do is be comfy with hanging at a bar alone. I think I frame up drinking as a social thing and being in a bar alone is the exact opposite of that.

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      patricec responded to wotusay 30 Dec 11

      Honestly despite my love of coffee I've never eaten a whole bean...To be able to answer I tried one while making myself a cup of tea just now. The taste was fine, but the actual bean was a bit to much action for my teeth. I like to keep the wear and tear to a minimum.

      I don't think you are alone in liking to chew them though. I remember ages ago Einstein's Bagels had a gumball machine that sold whole beans (they may have been coated in chocolate).

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      Story wise the Swedish version....Lead actress wise the American version....Rooney Mara acted her ass off...homegirl is from like Pittsburgh and she totally did her thing...The best summation of her performance I read is that she basically made James Bond her sidekick.

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      A true barbershop quartet I can usually deal. but alot of the LOOKIT! WE ARE GOING TO SING A CONTEMPORARY SONG WITH GREAT IRONY! gimmick to be overdone.

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      This question is only difficult to answer to because I was unable to find out based on reading whether Andrej prefers to identify as male or female. But with tweets like "Im srry but just cause u bleach your hair and put on some blush doesn't mean that we have enough in common to become bf's when u 1st meet me", Andrej is my brand of bitch.

      You answered your own question with the jealous for no reason. With great androgynous sexiness comes responsibility. The uproar on even needing to place Andrej into a slot as a man or woman instead of just someone who is plain old gorgeous has been 90% of what has made a career. That has to crop up a whole set of insecurity and resentment.

      So just rock your personal shit whatever that may be. I may have never modeled a D&G dress for Mert & Marcus, but I've had the kind of times that would make a Nun blush and a priest exclaim "Goddamit".

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      It gets better? Seriously turning 30 is one of the best things I've ever done. Not even saying that because i had no choice in the matter. There is a genuine calm and confidence that set in at midnight on Feb 4th 2010 that has only set roots and spread branches since.

      The Bitch you see me and if you hate me hope it tastes good of my twenties has been replaced with a deep and unyielding I haven't any available fucks to give if you don't make my life better or vice versa. It's the closest I'll get to zen.

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      patricec responded to itsm0nty 15 Nov 11

      I am terrible at checking on this thing getting back to things I think deserve a longer answer...Hope you had a nice time...If you haven't visited yet go to LaDuree it's the only one in the U.S. and have macarons and tea. I'd also go to Bryant Park and Ice Skate and shop the Holiday Market. Have dinner at Del Posto if you are splashing out and Shanghai cafe if you aren't and I would consider that a complete visit.

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      Grover! without a moment of hesitation, I am a furry monster girl all the way...Charlie's restaurant alone made me fall in love.

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      Yes. In theory. On the TV box "reality" show style, I enjoy. Shiny things and random one liners. As a stylist I get everything comes from something, but she owes Brigitte Bardot and Marisa Berenson at least a name check.

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      Purple Rain (Soundtrack to the Major Motion Picture)...I most amazingly crafted start to finish listen album. It tells the story of the film and musically goes everywhere.

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      patricec responded to balanel 9 Aug 11

      No. Although I did Google "Organic Maraschino Cherries" yesterday. I'm from Brooklyn which can be mistaken for full blooded Hipster. I am more hipster adjacent or a hipster sympathizer...

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      patricec responded to neilgagne 9 Jun 11

      My thoughts are why I am always consulted on the most hoodrattish shit in a manner implying I have some kinship to it?

      Despite whatever glamour I might be throwing, Mother attended a fine University (rated #1 Weed school back in the early '00's and everything). I was raised up in (for a few years) Jack & Jill and errything. I sip fine wines and spirits in even finer venues. I masticate on the most exclusive of cheeses and dried meats. Why is this not noted?

      I may need to rework my game plan so that I get the respect my queenly nature deserves. I am the ultimate fucking lady right here.

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      patricec responded to itsm0nty 27 May 11

      I've been filling in at an office this week so my ears are not my own. They've been playing a Sirius Station that is a combo of classic/90's rock which is pleasant enough.

      The last thing I listened to of my own accord was the latest episode of sound Opinions which Intro'd me to a band called Low http://chairkickers.com/ that I am digging. I also have been testing out the new Friendly Fires http://music.aol.com/new-releases-full-cds/spinner#/2 and I need to listen to Rome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_(album) all the way through.

      As of next Tuesday I should be back on my usual musical horse...

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