Ask me anything

RSS Feed
    1. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      Heads or tails?

      I don't have any change.

    2. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      Which do you prefer, girls with glasses or contacts? Or with cuts and bruises everywhere from walking into things?

      Uh... I'm more into boys.

    3. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      Do fish sleep?

      Yes they do.

    4. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      why do dogs wag their tails when they're happy?

      I don't have the slightest idea, I don't go near dogs.

    5. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      which came first, the chicken or the egg?

      From a biological point of view the egg. (This logic works only if you believe in evolution.)

    6. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      should I stay or should I go?

      Do whatever you want to do.

    7. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      do you know the way the San Jose?

      Let me look it up on my Google maps app.

    8. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      if you were to write in the dust on the moon's surface, how big would the letters have to be in order to be visible from earth?

      really, really, really big

    9. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      what's the moon made of?

      dirt

    10. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      what is time?

      14:10

    11. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 23 Jan 11

      thirsty?

      Not really.

    12. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 29 Dec 10

      So...... come here often?

      I'm here only on days that end with z.

    13. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 28 Dec 10

      whats brown & sticky?

      Chocolate.

    14. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 28 Dec 10

      why are there no fizzy red wines?

      You surely don't want wine makers to be sued by Dr. Pepper?

    15. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 26 Dec 10

      why don't penguins feet freeze?

      If I told you that, they would kill me.

    16. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 26 Dec 10

      What have you done today to make you feel proud?

      I didn't disappoint you.

    17. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 26 Dec 10

      pub?

      nah it's snowing and I have beer and crisps here.

    18. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 26 Dec 10

      why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

      Well... I do carry a lot of bird food around with me...

    19. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 26 Dec 10

      Marry me

      Sure why not, I have nothing else planned today.

    20. Pari
      pariism responded to Genloo 26 Dec 10

      Well slap me silly and call me Susan! Good news, I haven't lost my car insurance docs or my p45! Who wants to help me celebrate? *Looks deep into eyes* I Love You

      If you want to celebrate, then I can open the last can of beer in the fridge.

Pari

Zürich, Switzerland

pariism.wordpress.com/

Profile Shuffle
friends
36 followers

Pari’s Bio

Psychology student, mediocre donkey imitator, Stephen Fry's nemesis on Wednesdays, owner of a fluffy penguin, stand-up philosopher & bartender at Fry's.

Who Pari responded to

  • Genny
  • hayley
  • merryllama16
  • noel r mayer
  • Andy Millen
  • fryfan20
  • Oscar Power
  • AngryMan
  • Niki
See all »

Who is following Pari

  • victoria
  • Merly Caracas
  • hayley
  • Lola
  • laura
See all »