Peridot. It's my birthstone, and I've always liked it. It comes from meteorites! Plus, I think it'll match his decor.

Food. Hands down. I don't care what that says about me.

The scientist part of me says no. This is an entropic universe and every moment, every instant, it is hurtling toward disorder in its own beautiful way.

The chaotic good in me says that everyone gets what's coming to them. Good or ill.

I play outside! I love hot weather. It makes my joints feel good. I wish I had a backyard with more privacy; I'd do my yoga outside!

I just might be. Would it redeem me if I said I liked Nutella? I just don't like peanuts.

Floor buffer. All the way.

Nope, but I am a vegetarian - and allergic to pork.

NONE. Cheese should bring joy to all. Except vegans I guess. And people with lactose intolerance.

WAFFLES

I love to dance! Wanna dance with me?

Neither, since I don't really believe myself to be this huge bastion of originality.

Right now I'd have to say no, because I don't even know what that job would be.

Nothing. The worst things we do to ourselves.

Yes. Yes it is.

Nope, don't like peanut butter. But thank you!

Skeleton Crew by Stephen King. Not tardy to the party at all, no sir.

Yeah, usually means they need a tweezin'.

Oh, that's easy. Oink-ay, oink-ay.

I think it's probably some sort of subtle tongue movement. Like all of a sudden, they stop chewing and show the black of their tongues like a warning flag.

Or they call each other on their hands-free mobiles.

YES.