He'll yeah. Wouldn't consider myself a Kamen Rider or tokusatsu fan, but this looks fun.

1. A portal that could easily and safely transport me (as well as any people/objects of my choosing) anywhere I want (and back). Most of the time I'd have the controls set to take me to various parts of Japan.
2. Vastly expanded life span. I'm not gonna say immortality because (A) that's cliche and (B) there might come some point where I get sick of it and want to move on to the next plane of existence. But I would love to be able to hang around this planet for a while so that I can see (and participate in) what humanity is capable of. The rate of progress in terms of technology, etc. has just skyrocketed and is on an upward exponential curve. I want to ride that curve and see where it goes.
3. I'm gonna be boring and give the usual "World Peace" answer. But seriously, All of the death, destruction, hatred and the general ugliness of war is just too much sometimes.

Seeing Hatsune Miku and her other Vocaloid friends "live" at the Nokia Theater for the MIKUNOPOLIS concert held as part of Anime Expo.

Not sure. You're talking to the guy who swore he'd never go to Comic-Con because he lacked the stamina. If I could get 150 or 200% health like in first person shooters, maybe. And having a large supply of booze would help as well. :-)

THE BRAIN!!! Maybe I could find out what makes me tick. Hey, I know, I could make a movie about that...

1. Donald Burr. 2. To take over the podcasting universe. 3. ....uhh, I dunno. AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Data entry... ughhhh.... but it paid the bills so I can't complain too much