Family. Blood is the last thing to betray you and you should honour that.

The only time we've done it is on tinychat in front of 30+ other people, so... if you haven't seen any screencaps, nothing exciting's happened. She's shown me her work clothes and one portion of her room. That's about it.

Oh, this is you from twitter, isn't it? Why can't you just ask me on twitter if you're going to complain about my answers?

Some things are kept private for a reason.
Are you happy now?

Nope. She knows why.

Taeyeon

I keep her locked up in my basement.

I wear glasses, yes.

Sure. I don't offer much a service though.

No. They've improved.

Peaches and nectarines

Why do you want to know so much about my in-laws?

Sometimes.

A pairing.

Like strawberries and bitch.

My father.

Yes, you dumbfuck. Jewel is 보석 bosuk. If you pronounce it fast it can come out as beosuk 버석 which, at the speed Tiffany squeals, can sound like 버섯.

Honestly, if you knew the langauge, you wouldn't be saying that. Obviously you know more Korean than I do.

Just one signature, not multiple. I know it's real because of who gave it to me ;)

1. Simon
2. Barry
3. I'm immortal :D

Tiffany is Ethiopian.

Onion. I hear he's quite popular over there.