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    1. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 27 May 10

      is it hotter in india than england right now?

      Food - yes. Weather - probably. Women - no. White power baby. :D

    2. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 27 May 10

      how much of that spare hour have you now got left

      Aaah fuck knows. 40mins?

    3. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 27 May 10

      What was the weirdest gift you ever received?

      A tin of chocolate covered insects. I ate one. Didn't like it.

    4. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 27 May 10

      What's the best place near you to get a pizza?

      your mum.

    5. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 27 May 10

      if you had a spare hour, what would you do with it?

      listen to some faaaaackin choooons mush!!

    6. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 27 May 10

      If you won a million dollars what would you do with it?

      Exchange it to sterling and calculate how much I just got jewed by the system.

    7. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 30 Apr 10

      If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

      Well if the head pops out on 28th Feb on a leap year and the body on 29th Feb, by the time the head is 18, it'll be illeagal for this person to have a bath/scratch/wank/sleep/try on clothes at shops.

    8. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 30 Apr 10

      What english word means burning wood when you take away the first letter of the word?

      This question is shit. It just sounds like it should be some generic joke everyone should be reading from a page and then passing on to their peers in crap lil attempts to score bownie points and become the most popular until whenever.
      Well fuck it, I reckon it's cucumber. Go on, surprise me.

    9. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      when you are at the top rubbing shoulders with the rich and shameless, will you forget all those you knew before?

      All? No. An undetermined number of people? Inevitably, yes. People are remembered by bearing a lasting significance, good or bad, but if you're pretty ordinary with no character of your own, you'll end up fizzling away into a mass bucket of trendy shite queueing up outside Oceana. Whoever wrote this, I urge thee to BE REAL!!

    10. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      forget the little people when you at the top?

      er... rephrase please?

    11. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      give up booze or the band?

      So cruel, but inevitably it's give up the booze. (Or give up the band and invite the lads along to my new band, and being that we hold the rights to all of The Retake's songs, we can just get on with it and have a few drinkies to celebrate... yeah!)

    12. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      who would win in a fight, a polar bear with a stick or a brown bear with a knife?

      a brown polar bear with a knife to carve his stick into a knife, and they'll be a TEEEAAAM!! They'll kill Craig David, lick his innards, then become the NEW UN ambassador for tuberculosis.

    13. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      Whoooo's your daddy?...and what does he do?

      I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!!

    14. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      whats you best chuck norris fact?

      Allow me to correct your grammar there.
      Q: What's you, Best Chuck Norris Fact? (but said in an oriental tourist way.... SNAP!!)
      A: Well, I guess I'm the one they call Best Chuck Norris Fact.

    15. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      It's a beautiful day and we are out killing drug dealers.....Are there any in the house??

      Why would you ask a riddle with many many variables, knowing I would rant until I find an answer that you couldn't possibly rule out as an option?
      Fudge the weather, you need to go in the house and see if they're there. Maybe position one of you at the back and maybe one more carefully prowling the roofline with a sweet ability to launch an aerial attack. F**k it, can I come with you? ICE COLD.

    16. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      If you had to choose, would you take a kick in the balls from a midget or let one jump up and down on your bass?

      KICK!! They're tiny so the amount of torque they could possibly throttle when considering the radial swing of their leg can't put out much more power than say, dropping a telly remote on your cold toes. If a midget touched any of my guitars I will BBQ them with my lighter. Let it be known.

    17. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      How do you roll ?

      with my n****z on 22" chrome, aiiiiiight?

    18. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      Why do pakis stink?

      It's not so much that the hairiest ones are in hot countries and 2+2=SMELL, but the faaaaacking food! 'God' only knows how indian food can make the most concentrated holocaustesque odours; completely irradicating the air of any of its natural composition.
      If an english person put chillis and onions in a pan, they're generally onto some kind of soup, but leave it in the hands of a thoroughbred browner and you've got your own 2in1 global warming and genocide kit. Amazing shit, but really no need for it.
      That's why pakis smell.

    19. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 12 Apr 10

      If you had your own talk show, who would your first three guests be?

      this question's balls. Which twat asked this?! Thom Yorke, Nick Griffin and the most militant black person money can buy. (actualy, not buy.)

    20. Onion Arthur Ringo
      onionbrownguy 23 Mar 10

      If you had to choose between an elephant testicle or a monkey penis dipped in marmite, which one would you eat?

      too many negrobased inuendos come to mind when considering the monkey penis dipped in Marmite, so I'm going with the elephant testicle, assuming it's a female and doesn't have any.

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