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A plumber, because I wanted to understand how drinking fountains worked. Or a car designer, because I couldn't see out the window during rainstorms and wanted them to have wipers on the rear passenger windows.
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A... gold store? I don't buy things impulsively. I'd like to have the money to spend at a later date.
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I do not have a good answer to this question.
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I'm pretty sure it's already possible to change all of those.
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Man I have no idea. I should figure that out and then do it.
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If we didn't, then we wouldn't be here to ask the question.
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I am too lazy to answer this.
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Probably something involving drugs and sex?
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I'm not sure I've ever had it. Everyone's been friends, at least. I guess I'm not opposed to it. But it's not something I'm specifically aiming for?
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Not only does it look terrible (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion), the consistency and texture of the substance is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
If you insist on wearing makeup, do the dark eyeliner thing. -
Video store clerk - I got paid $1.25 an hour to watch movies.
On my first day there by myself, not only did the computer break, leaving me to calculate change by hand, but I had to sign up more new customers than all the previous days combined.
On quiet days, I snuck things into the VHS player that I wasn't old enough to watch. -
Oh, ok. Yes, I have done that.
Real animal skins would be a little weird. -
OMGGGGG WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME
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This sounds like one of those stupid questions on the MBTI test, where I can see myself in both answers. IT DEPENDS ON CONTEXT.

