green so pale it's almost blonde. kind of like a honeydew melon.

Jaclyn Moriarty. I'm reading The Year of Secret Assignments*. It is charming, and the asterisk is part of the title, so don't let anybody tell you different.

a small town is perfect for me. small city's okay. i'm worthless in a metropolis and a titch too isolated out in the sticks since i can't drive.

I object to the disinclusion of homo. But 2%.

Can I prefer peace and adventure? Is that a thing?

I hate realising that I'm looking in a mirror while I'm having a conversation with somebody. I think my tendency to do so comes from my semi-aspie trait of not liking to make eye contact, so I'll look at the nearest shiny thing instead -- especially if it's some kind of human representation, like a painting or a mirror.

I am moderately incapable of telling the difference. But I try for head. When appropriate.

Ninjas win, pirates get more story mileage out of it.

The living room of the house I'm about to move out of.

Only when I'm not supposed to.

How many people have answered this with some variation of "your mom"?

A sneeze.

Not as much as I used to. I would like to more. I believe in stripes.

sauceome.

Lucky Charms? I'm eating a lot of Lucky Charms lately, my friends. I bought a family sized box of them, and in case you haven't noticed, I am no family. This is basically the definition of the phrase "too big for your britches." In case you needed help with that.

Oh, wait, no. I had macaroni with this weird spicy spaghetti sauce that I can't decide if I'm into or not.

In the back there's Neil Gaiman and a laptop, and in the front there's some pretty yellow-creamy blossoms and at the bottom it says "AUTHOR THINGS / Just keep authoring things or you will be eaten by flowers"

...yup.

That all depends on what comes next. (The best sunsets are followed by mini-golf. The best sunrises are followed by honest work.)

I made these fortune cookies with questions I found on a website for ESL teachers once. I stand by that decision.

It's rare that the internet has me feeling like I haven't tried enough lemonade types at 4:22 AM. YOU WIN THIS ROUND, INTERNET.

Cheese with cheese on top and cheese on the side.