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'Forever Alone' face on the 'head' of my dick
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HMMMMMM.
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I loved Banjo-Kazooie on the Commodore 64
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This is a video of me coming home, hopping onto my computer, and finding this statement on Formspring.
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Greg Keyes and Ted Prior.
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the people on facebook who I can share all my feelings with
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My penis is really, really big.
I give girls orgasms.
I'm gay. -
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YES. YEES
DEAR GOD TAKE ALL MY YES -
A man goes into his local stationary store and asks for some highlighter liquid, as, on his highlighter it states that it is refillable.
Puzzled, the shop's clerk asks, "just out of curiosity, why don't you just buy another highlighter? It'd be faster, easier, and cheaper!"
The man with the highlighter just stands there... after a long pause, he replies,
"well, you see, this is 'my' highlighter! It's special... Yes. I guess you could say that refilling this particular piece of stationary would indeed be the highlight of my day."
The shopping clerk then proceeded to violently throw up whilst his bowels erupted. -
Shower.
I fapped in the bath once, baaad idea, haha. -
You sound like a cutie. :>
asl? -
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And you have a big penis!
Something my legendary status could never hope to obtain... :'( -
There's nothing happy about Mondays!
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But I have so many hilarious stories to tell! D:
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I haven't found out yet, haha. Hopefully going to very, very soon!
I don't see why she wouldn't.
I haven't tried that! I'll let you know what happens. :>
Spinner?
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That makes sense.
I never thought it'd be possible to find someone who'd do it with me because they actually wanted to, haha.
I wonder if the men in prison cuddle 'nd shit afterwards... -
What exactly do you mean by 'completely defile you sexually'?
There's not really a whole lot you can do with me, haha. Well, not that I know any way.
You're making me feel terrible about this whole event! I doubt there's any room for redemption or reconciliation, right? :< -
Next time, I'm actually planning on eating a sandwich prepared by her 'during' our sexual session. That'd be awesome, haha.
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Luke Alford :D
Pallet Town
Luke Alford :D’s Bio
Life is like a box of chocolates, I don't like the dark ones.
