I'm not supposed to tell you, but, its because spiderman isn't really a man anymore. Peter Parker got bitten by a black widow which not only gave him super cool powers but also messed up his gender(see widow), so as a result of this confusion, his power of flight has been repressed.

Let us copulate. Fucker text me don't just turn up!

Not that much of a carnivore.

When no one's looking I pretend to be Tony Hawk and slide down the road, in style.

I didn't know boys could be our friends now, why didn't anyone tell me! Ireland keeps pissing on me its not very nice.

3 shots, your concern touches me.

I had this plank that I named Plankie when I was a kid, but a selfish kid I was. I didn't want to share Plankie with anyone and so I hid it in my shoulders. Then I fell asleep and Plankie got stuck. Due to the relative density of Plankie, I can float on water, so yes, I swim.

Glad to please you.

The two swallows signifies my passion for flight because when I think no one's looking, I pretend to fly, alternating between flapping my hands and wiggling my butt(tail). The position of said birds on my back is all due to physics. I calculated the trajectory of flight and I found that having birds on my back would let me stay in the air for a longer period of time.

Well, back in the days I used to choke when I tried to down my milk. So they serve as a reminder to always swallow and not choke.

Too many stupid mass questions.

Ze miao miao.

Tan

Khoo

How random of you.

WHY YU NOT UNDERSTANDINGS GENIUSES AT WOKRINGS?

Do a survey. Publish your findings. Be famous. Alternatively, you could google that.

I've never flossed my butt before, will update you when I do.

He is pretty.

Thoughts. Haha, what do you think about, the swirly pattern on the floor?