Neither. Clearly I pick him up & have his baby.

Whoa...wolfman's got nards

My own brother, a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. Oh you wait til mom finds out, buddy!

Get up early.

If your stomach feels weak, then my work here is done. - Chiodos

Dust your lemon lies with powder pink and sweet. - the Cure

You know I've never held a gun in my life/but now I carry one in case I see you tonight - Pierce the Veil

Warped Tour in a cemetery with all my favorite people and a never-ending platter of exotic grilled cheeses, followed by midnight soul skate wherein Henry finally grows a set and gives me that damn ring I want.

Go fuck yourself.

Thank you for liking my blog & for the kind words! I do sometimes think about writing a book, but then one of two things happens:

1. I freak myself out
2. I get distracted by awesome MTV reality shows.

I tried to answer this 3x using my phone. I will never attempt that again.

Arguably the oddest thing I've done is shadowed a Mormon missionary for a paper I was writing while I was at Pitt. I wound up at their church, eating dinner with a roomful of Mormon broads who were attending the Women's Conference. It was pretty surreal, and definitely odd for me considering I am a heathen.

There are other things too but those are best kept off the Interent. WINK WINK.

Ah, whoever asked this is a jerk! Making me think about meat! Haha. This is tough because once upon a time, I enjoyed both shapes of sausage, and this still holds true for the vegetarian kinds. I'll say patties though, because those are fun to eat on an English muffin with eggs (and throw at Henry like frisbees if he doesn't make them right).

Answering this will only alert the Internet of the spoiled brat I truly am.

The new Dance Gavin Dance song "The Robot With Human Hair Pt 2 1/2" over and over again - pretty much obsessed with it. Also rocked out to some Make Do and Mend until my son said, "TURN THAT OFF IT'S ANNOYING." Bastard.

Only up until the Bad-era. He sort of lost me after that.

When I was four, I was IN LOVE with him. I remember laying under the dining room table, staring at whatever magazine had him on the cover. He used to me so handsome.

For some reason though, I wasn't terribly affected by his death.

A maid. I wish I was joking.

I'm a whore, so it was probably the doctor who delivered me. I think Richard Simmons was next - DON'T ASK.

76587576458634865%, duh.

Haha I don't even know how to answer this one.

I want to be a homeowner, giving tours of my extensive Cure memorabilia. (Also, I'd like to be in a place where my Cure memorabilia has grown extensively.)

But seriously, I don't really think there is a true "place" for me career-wise as i'm not really good at anything, so as long as I'm not financially handicapped in 5 years like I have been for the last 6, I'll be happy.

I adjust the shadows in Photoshop Bridge before doing any other processing. Usually that's enough to improve the saturation. Hope that helps, I'm very amateurish and kind of just bumble along!

An amazing Emarosa track.

Once I wax my 'stache and duct tape my cock to my gut, not very.