Andy's hygiene is known. Keith Richards' is questionable. I'd go with the latter.

People who don't use their blinkers when they drive. It's more than just annoying though. Psychologically speaking, these people who do that are so self-centered that they actually seem to think other people around them can read their minds. It's narcissism to the highest degree.

ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT

I'm actually a very clever hamster. I type with my nose while my gerbil roommate controls the mouse (ironically, there are no actual mice involved in the process).

I am an incredible baker, but as far as cooking goes, I don;t even know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Strangely enough, every boyfriend I've ever had was a good cook, so that might say something interesting about me psychologically.

Accuse of him rape making the rest of his life a massive legal shit-parade. That's practically like marrying him.

This is a tricky question because pretty much any way I answer it is gonna make it look like I'm bragging about myself :) I just generally try to be a decent person. I think that most people just want to be heard and understood, so I try my best to offer them that and to be a sympathetic ear.

You look so happy! Hey, who's that attractive brunette behind you?

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Kelly Kapowski.

I'll be crying in bed now if anyone needs me.

Then allow me to make you more familiar with my work. Breasts are my watercolors. http://www.thesuperficial.com

It means the guy thinks the girl is cute.

You sound 13. I'll pass.

Slapaho

Possibly. Jess likes to drink though.

Nobody wants to see that. I'm horrifically unattractive.

I guess so. I don't believe in any sort of anthropomorphized God with a white beard in human form or anything. But I do think there's some sort of unifying force out there. I don't pretend to know what that force looks like or what it really is or why it's there, but I do think religion is genuinely important. It get corrupted a LOT though unfortunately.