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    1. connie
      oasisNOTwater responded to State3 19 Sep 11

      tim has come out, good for tim.

      Yay Tim.

    2. connie
      oasisNOTwater 21 Aug 11

      If you could time travel, where would you go?

      Formspring question of the day

      1940's England/america :D

    3. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      I must turn over a new leaf.... I'm not really a suave gigolo! Truth is I'm into unicorns, turtles, and cupcakes!!!

      And i bet you have a Tumblr account...

    4. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      I'm eating a wobbly jelly in my underwear... What you up to?

      Why what a coincidence. I have clothes on and i am not eating jelly.

    5. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Confession 2 - I like to tie females up with telephone cord, wrap it around their neck, and then stick the receiver in their mouth! Your turn to confess? Come, come... Cough up!

      Sometimes, Well sometimes, I snort cocaine, wee on the carpet, greet a pig with a snout shake and then make sweet love to it. Too much??

    6. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      What's the strangest shape number 2 you have ever done? I did one last week that looked like a mars bar with eyes!

      2's look like swans.

    7. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Have you ever tried masturbating with the other hand? It's different, but not as good :'(

      I have no genitalia.

    8. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Would you kiss the cookie monster if he left crumbs in your bed and scared you?

      No?

    9. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      What would you do if your dad glued a turban to your head in the night and you had to wear it for the rest of your life?

      Be-dazzle it!

    10. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Confession 3 - I was less than honest when I said that I was a formspring priest that could dissolve sin in return for scantily clad pictures

      :')

    11. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Drat! Now I owe over 900 people a massage! lol :')

      One love. For the mothers pride. One love. For the times we cried. LOOOOL! I still remember that rubish :')

    12. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      To whom it may concern... The impersonation post is a chain and not directly a question to to you lol x

      I'm scared

    13. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Originate, don't impersonate, it leads to long term poor psychological health... To everybody else... One Love. And Bless Up :')

      Are you gangsta or something?... Bless up!

    14. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      This is a massage for the sad individual that is trying to impersonate me in order to have this account suspended... Consider the implications of your negative behavior and how you are going to affect everybody else having fun :')

      DAYUM.... Now I feel bad :(

    15. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Give it a whirl

      Can't :(

    16. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Would you have eaten the apple in the garden of Eden?

      HELL YEAH!

    17. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      I know it was you that did that number 2 and stank out the girls toilets and I'm going to tell all of your friends!

      MY BAD!

    18. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      I would like advice on stopping my friend the student nurse using my razors and shaving foam for her legs and pubic area! p.s. She has a part-time job she's more than capable of buying her own stuff

      Well that's just darn rude. Have her arrested. Say she killed your cat!

    19. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Just had a poo that was a splasher and the cold water went up my bum!

      Noice!

    20. connie
      oasisNOTwater 1 Aug 11

      Kermit the frog loves you

      YAAY!

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