I have no idea. I really only want to live to be a really old batty as shit old lady.

YES. There was a local public television music show and I met the host once and nobody remembers it but me.

Stimulating deliciousness.

I actually don't wear short shorts. Matter of fact I don't wear shorts because I don't find them comfortable. Even as a kid. I'd much rather wear a short skirt than short shorts.

OH why you gotta ask me hard shit. Right this instant I'm going to pick someone fictional, Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont from Dangerous Liaisons. Mainly because despite how fairly mean I feel right now, enough innocence could probably drive me to madness.

Very early on I don't recall names but I learned that I'm highly offensive and apparently really unrepentant which is also highly offensive. It made me giggle.

I had bacon pancakes. It was pretty fucking awesome.

Whiskey. Gentleman Jack straight.

Cocoa Cheesecake

Red Velvet. Also I really love a local place's lavender cupcake. I love to eat flowers.

Pie over cheese.

Oh good question. I'm going to say my inner critic. I would put that bitch in a shoebox and bury her ass.

It really depends on my mood. Bed, someone else's bed. In a room with friends. It's all highly situational. I'm not a huge fan of pool, hot tub, bath tub or shower sex.

I would and have. It wasn't as awesome as you might think.

It depends. I'm terribly fond of giving lots of cleavage while giving some serious bitch face. Or I like to make obscene gestures.

I'm big on fragrance notes. My favorites are leather, blood, honey, unsweetened vanilla, clove, leather, untreated tobacco, apple, myrrh. Basically sex smells.

Clever clever anon with your redirect to adultfriend finder. If you have a crush you can say so here. If not aww but thanks no.

Oh what a question. That is so situational. Um to pick in a moment it was a girl saying "Fuck I hate you"

Worst ever hrm. Being that I'm not dead I'd have to say walking into a dealer's house, all tarted up and threatening to end his life.

Good one. In non specifics babies. I love making babies laugh/smile.