I may not believe in the overarching idea that there is a man in the sky who will redeem me from my sins, but otherwise, thank you.

Absolutely n-... wait, what did you say?

Have I?!?!?!?

Television first, with a great deal of internet fact-checking.

I'd kind of want John Green's autograph, but only on every single novel he's ever written or will write. Or Mark Z Danielewski's autograph, but only on a used copy of House of Leaves that has been sealed in a strongbox.

I'm a pretty decent writer, if I do say so myself. I'm okay at cooking (said the man who only knows how to make a handful of dishes).

Don't wear any, but if I do, they're typically black.

Books, stationery, and things that I just think are cool.

Cook, but I only know one thing.

Lefty.

A dreamcatcher necklace counts.

Digital, but too broke to get a good one, so I haven't worn one for months.

Right now? A long, exciting night out.

Used to play Yu-Gi-Oh, still fascinated by and want to seriously get into Magic.

Tumblr.

Once it has cranberries or raisins in it, I'm good.

Linux, with PC a close second.

I'd prefer a nice pair of tennis shoes any day.

I have a lot, but this really corny one comes to mind:
"Stay at home, Delilah/ 'cause this is Samsonite" - 'Break the Chain', Lupe Fiasco ft. Sway
also:
"They try to hit me in my head like Koopa" - 'I'm Coming', Lupe Fiasco

I write; I read; I consider myself a good friend. I consider those things awesome in other people, so I must be amazing.