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    1. Ryan Ng
      notng0 11 Nov 10

      You're such an awkward person... but That's pretty cool. lols.

      :[

    2. Ryan Ng
      notng0 8 Nov 10

      if you light a fire cracker on fire inside your ass, on a scale of 1-10, how much would it hurt?

      how about i shatter a glass jar up your ass? =)

    3. Ryan Ng
      notng0 responded to natsuftg 8 Nov 10

      wassupppp

      wut up chico.

    4. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

      To piss people like you off... :p

    5. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

      Why did you ask me 15 questions in a time span of like... 8 minutes... Wut da... ._.

    6. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

      WHEN YER SUGA MAMA SAID HAYYYYYYYYYYY! Stop it with these stupid questions... HAHAHAHA XD!

    7. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

      LOL.

    8. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      Where do people in Hell tell other people to go???

      They tell other people to go burn... XD

    9. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

      Heads up? You mean the quarter? They say not when you need to duck but to win on chance ;P.

    10. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

      YES!YESYES!

    11. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      Do prison buses have emergency exits?

      Nah. They were meant to be tortured and to live isolated from society.

    12. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

      It was improving on becoming even more "new" (renewing). ;) Things become old as time passes.

    13. Ryan Ng
      notng0 4 Nov 10

      im sorry im a very curious person

      ._.

    14. Ryan Ng
      notng0 2 Nov 10

      tiffany is super pretty right!? :D like you would totally be her friend

      Tiffany has a BIGGG NOSE. Jebus... It's so big that it's really hard to imagine. She's super weird... excessively weird...

    15. Ryan Ng
      notng0 2 Nov 10

      would you spank someone if they asked you to?

      Hey... they asked for it... So yes... HAHAHA!

    16. Ryan Ng
      notng0 1 Nov 10

      If you had to go gay for a guy, who would it be?

      YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    17. Ryan Ng
      notng0 28 Oct 10

      How do you get a giraffe inside a refrigerator?

      No idea. o.o Perhaps, you would chop it up? :X. Even so, I don't think all the pieces would fit in there... xD

    18. Ryan Ng
      notng0 28 Oct 10

      if i gave you head would my mouth be full of cock or is the length of one's arm more useful than the length of one's leg ?

      ._. Homo? No homo.

    19. Ryan Ng
      notng0 28 Oct 10

      you fcking first generation american

      lol

    20. Ryan Ng
      notng0 28 Oct 10

      no nigga.

      No beetch.

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