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      Don't piss into the wind, don't whistle with a mouthful of jell-o. Don't drink when you should be happy. Don't stop reading. Don't listen to me.

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      you're not very good at being an asshole. You haven't said anything remotely insulting yet. You just claim I'm insecure without substantiating your claim, as well as telling me I look like ethel while admitting you haven't seen pictures of me.
      On the other hand I told you you look like a fat, disheveled comedian, one you truly do resemble.

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      For most of it I'll agree it sucks, but a few have done well by me. I doubt you actually read any, if you did you're putting way too much work into this. I also don't have a day job.

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      Usually when you're dissenting you want to provide an argument.
      But I'm not surprised that you're too dumb to realize that.

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      Unhappily married, working in a job I detest, drinking too much.
      Probably have a kid who was the product of trying to save a failing marriage, and to appease my mother's wish for grandchildren.

      Fur eel though, who asks job interview questions on formspring?

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      I'm going to guess that this is about the bleeding mouth
      but if I didn't remember that I'd probably respond "New titties?"

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      I'm not sure what comeback you're speaking of because formspring has been nonfunctional for around 5 hours or so. If you're talking about the "not dumb" thing I wasn't trying to insult the person I was responding to so I don't think it called for an impressive comeback. If you were referring to something else then feel free to leave another anonymous message.

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      There's only one thing to do at times like these. Eat Bacon.
      You my friend are an American Hero.

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      Looks like I've gotten under somebody's skin. It's been a while since I had an angry formspring message.

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      Oh no!
      There'll never be a better party than your aquarium party!
      Biggest regret in my life!

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