l0l0l I don't follow parody One Direction accounts

it's official, Kevin is the least appreciated in the band.. he doesn't have any singing parts or anything! It breaks my heart
In fact, I've only seen him on one of the video diaries!
I'm sorry but Louis has been replaced, kevin has such a great bod and ugh, when he smiles, my heart just melts.
Cum 2 me Kevo bby <3

My cat and I just had a conversation consisting of astronomy and physiology it was pretty one sided though.

only because he's got money.... xoxo

My iPod died, randomly,
They're obvs:
@shamw0wza
@dearoldkylea
@lightsdontfade

@HellNoThisBitch
@LanaDelTrey
@twosomespam
@silentwitness
@DirectionerUSA
@MrsKatieHoran
@MabelLoves1D
@WhyUNoFollowMeh
@KKKaiPackman
@GeorgeC8

I have no idea who half of those people are,

Dear Niall,
You're insecure... don't know what for. Every time you walk through the door, you turn heads. You don't need make-up, to cover up, being yourself is enough! All the directioners can see it, everyone else but you..

Baby, you light up our world like nobody else! The way you flip your hair, it gets us overwhelmed.. but, when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell, you don't know you're beautiful.. that's what makes you beautiful, Niall!

So come on! You got it wrong, to prove I'm right I put it in this formspring answer. I don't know why, you're being shy, and turn away whenever we look in your beautiful eyes..

Again, every directioner can see it, everyone else but you.

Baby, you light up our world like nobody else! The way you flip your hair gets us overwhelmed, but when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell that you don't know you're beautiful.. Niall, if only you could see what us Directioners see, you'd understand why we want you so desperately.. right now we're all looking at you and we can't believe you don't know you're beautiful. Honestly, that's what makes you beautiful.

is there a, "She's decent looking with an okay personality"? I choose that one.

That reminds me of James and the Giant Peach for some reason

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

YOU CAN DO NO SUCH THING!
My cats hate people anyways.

"GURL LOOK AT DAT BODY, HE WORKS OUT!"

I once met him briefly, don't remember all of the details though, but I do remember it ended when I woke up....

One, two, three, four, five, once I caught a fish alive
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, then I let it go again.

Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on my right

:'(

I think the guy in the picture on the left agrees...
But yeah, she's so perfect, it hurts.
EVERYTHING ABOUT HER THOUGH.