I comment and blog on a lot of things (often zombies). As you took the time to write this, perhaps you could also be so kind as to tell me what subject(s) I am ignorant about. Or, even better, leave a comment and educate me rather than sending an anonymous, belittling message.

Bastilla Shan (Knights of the Old Republic), Morrigan (Dragon Age: Origins) and, well, myself as I'd want in on the action. But if I can't pick me then Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect 2.

I was born here.

I'd love to end up in Oxford. London seems to be the place everyone eventually ends up career-wise, but it's far too full of *people* for me.
Would also like to spend more time back in Cambodia as I fell in love with that place. Ideally volunteering in one of the orphanages over there.

*You're

I will always be so moron?

Also: *Anglophile, *absolutely, and... yeah, I know. ^^,

No

Not preinstalled (due to licensing restrictions). You need to run "sudo apt-get install soul" from Terminal.

CHARLIE BIT ME!

And that really hurts, Charlie.

And it's still hurting. :(

The title 'Grammar Nazi' derides from the time I threw a grammatically incorrect book out the window in such a fury it killed a passing Jew, so I'd say it's fairly accurate.

Definitely my car, as I don't have one. And you behind the wheel of my car would be fucking terrifying.

I prefer Magneto. He's more progressive, and gets shit done.

That I don't have to tolerate the shit that some people put me through.

It is to the Facebook wall what Twitter is to the Facebook status. However it needs a better comments system.

Kill Palin, Shag Condi, Marry Sam. Mainly because I wouldn't want to pass up the opportunity to kill Sarah Palin.

I'd like to hang out with Jesus and interview him for New Humanist Magazine.

While I certainly don't disagree with this description, I do take serious offense to your use of the word 'lol'. Growl.

I'm a 40 year old single malt: appreciated only by cynics, pessimists and poets. The idea of me ever touching the lips of some chav are nil; put me near a Bacardi Breezer and I will nudge it off the shelf to its shattering, sticky demise.

I share my birthday with myself, and the genie from Aladdin. So: double awesome.

What does glitter smell like?

YES