I love it! It has that 80s easy-listening feel. I think this is going to be stuck in my head for a while :D

Julian Casablancas of course

gross

this ice cream

enough to pleasure someone

someone's popular! lol jk

when I told my friend she looked busted lol

ok

probably

Oh! Sure. What time is it and what channel?

Listener?

I'd prefer if he didn't smoke, but I don't care overall.

oh nooo I just made plans with friends urgh ahh!!! I'm sorry :(

She had a charcoal butthole.

no

THAT SHIT CRAY

I am planning to eat some calamari and maybe some crab fried rice! idk for sure though

I told you to watch out because I was gonna be there in the morning and that Faith's dogs were going to bite your pee-pee.

my bf :)

David