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why...........
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THE UNITED STATES.
FROM SOUTH KOREA.
I have yet to leave. -
I have no idea... My pretty pony? Is that like My Little Pony? Cause I had those when I was little. But what the hell is my pretty pony?
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Yes, your name seems familiar.
AHAHAHAHA. SUCKS FOR YOU SINCE I HAD TAPED CONSTRUCTION PAPER TO MY WINDOW. -
As you should.
Now go grow an epically long beard, like one to rival the guys of ZZTop, dip beard in paint, and whip yo beard back and forth. -
IT IS 6:13AM AND I HAVE NOT GONE TO SLEEP YET NOTHING AND YET EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE. LIKE IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE WHY THERE'S A POTHOLDER NEXT TO ME. AND RINGO AND PAUL ARE STARING AT ME. STOP LOOKING AT ME IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. AND WHY I HAVE A KOREA FLAG WITH A RUSSIA AND BELARUS ONE. TOTAL SENSE AND YET NOT. ALSO, DUMBLEDORE WHIPS HIS BEARD BACKAND FORTH HE WHIPS HIS BEARD BACK AND FORTH.
My eyes hurt. -
I'm not sure.
And interpretive dance is always the answer. -
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I had some chips and was all "I feel da burn, mama. I feeeeeeeeeeel da burn." And she was like, "........no...." So I was all "................feel the aftertaste. FEEL THE AFTERBURN." And she was like, ".... kinda?"
And my brother was all "No."
And I was all, "TT-TT I NEED A DRINK." -
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B-but.. I have to clean and cook and laundry and... and... stuff,.
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I slept. And then I woke up. And slept again. Yet I'm still tired.
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Pool. In the ocean, I can't see the bottom and it freaks me out cause I can't see what I'm stepping on. And when I swim underwater and surface, the salt gets in my eyes and burns.
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Mer
Alfred F. Jones
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