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      As you should.
      Now go grow an epically long beard, like one to rival the guys of ZZTop, dip beard in paint, and whip yo beard back and forth.

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      IT IS 6:13AM AND I HAVE NOT GONE TO SLEEP YET NOTHING AND YET EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE. LIKE IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE WHY THERE'S A POTHOLDER NEXT TO ME. AND RINGO AND PAUL ARE STARING AT ME. STOP LOOKING AT ME IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. AND WHY I HAVE A KOREA FLAG WITH A RUSSIA AND BELARUS ONE. TOTAL SENSE AND YET NOT. ALSO, DUMBLEDORE WHIPS HIS BEARD BACKAND FORTH HE WHIPS HIS BEARD BACK AND FORTH.
      My eyes hurt.

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      NO.
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
      I had some chips and was all "I feel da burn, mama. I feeeeeeeeeeel da burn." And she was like, "........no...." So I was all "................feel the aftertaste. FEEL THE AFTERBURN." And she was like, ".... kinda?"
      And my brother was all "No."
      And I was all, "TT-TT I NEED A DRINK."

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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................................

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      B-but.. I have to clean and cook and laundry and... and... stuff,.

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      I slept. And then I woke up. And slept again. Yet I'm still tired.

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      Pool. In the ocean, I can't see the bottom and it freaks me out cause I can't see what I'm stepping on. And when I swim underwater and surface, the salt gets in my eyes and burns.

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