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    1. Nick Rapper
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      Shut up, Dave. Just because I recorded my podcast with speed, efficiency, and emotional resonance doesn't mean you have to insult me. And another thing: Delorean rule! One more bit: that guy from SDRE with the unpronounceable surname can go suck "major peen." May I continue? I'm going to see Vampire Weekend next weekend -- after this horribly long week ends.

    4. Nick Rapper

      I know what you meant. Still don't understand why women shouldn't be pastors, though. I believe they're better suited to lead the unconverted to Jesus. They may be able to bring an emotional resonance to a sermon that most men don't even have stored in their glove compartments.

    5. Nick Rapper

      This one is superior -- the "aimage" is priceless -- but again: I would have clicked on it without the surrounding text. Round two goes to me. Feelin' kinda worthless, spammer? Didn't think so.

    6. Nick Rapper

      Your model is somewhat brilliant. But I would have clicked on virtually any link you placed here. So I guess I win this round. Let's see what else is in your arsenal.

    7. Nick Rapper

      Can we get past that? I really like her and can tolerate the feminism simply because it's so unhidden. I'm certainly not a feminist (although if I was a girl I definitely would be) but I love hearing people talk about it. Women have a case. Sexism is still prevalent. (Both ways, sure -- but they were oppressed first.) And please don't call her that. Honestly, I truly despised her coming into this year. I had her in freshman year and her elitism annoyed me. Then it went beyond that. Anyway, now I know that I'm just some common elitist who will defend anyone just because they're trashed so harshly. (Sorry for digressing; I'm just procrastinating like a faggot and you didn't ask a question so I felt entitled.)

    8. Nick Rapper

      I honestly can't calculate the amount of sodomy Nick and I engage in per week. I'd say that number is somewhere in the trillions, if not the googols. I'm not sure if his anus is waxed. It feels like it could be. (You actually think I look?) Let's just say it is for a future argument's sake.

    9. Nick Rapper

      Sweet. Anything in a "good sense" is good. Thank you very much, kind anon. Stay tubular.

    10. Nick Rapper

      Yep. Whoever this is: I'll give you your prize later. Chill out. I need to think about what it should be.

    11. Nick Rapper

      You got cut off my brother, so I'll speak a little bit more about THC. It's addictive and very relaxing, but it's effect on my overall comprehension of various subjects has been negative. While I enjoy it -- and its keeper -- I also believe that it has no lasting benefits. And sometimes it does feel like I've been transported back to 1900 while I'm under its influence. Love you SP.

    12. Nick Rapper

      Yes. Though I'm not sure she's as dreamy as I originally thought. Either way: her (as if it's some sort of secret) and a few other females have "caught my eye." I'll try to pursue my crush but it'll probably end up dramatically backfiring. One more point: I, unlike my elite comrade Hye-Sung, consider the woman the more powerful sex. I'll demonstrate that in a PowerPoint presentation I spent an agonizing three minutes making. You'll like it. Hats off to fems. And Microsoft.

    13. Nick Rapper

      I'm not sure. Though I'm tempted to say the voice. I love listening to talk radio just to here good speakers say whatever they shall. Also: the sound of a cat meowing must be pretty wonderful for I repeat it so often.

    14. Nick Rapper

      I was going to say: "Sky diving, or some other high-adrenaline activity." But then again, I wouldn't see the point when I know I'll be gone in twenty-four hours. I would spend the time saying my goodbyes. I'd probably spend a good two or three hours writing a note that mentioned all of the people (or as much as I could remember) who were specifically important to my life and why they influenced me. After writing the list I'd try to visit and personally thank everyone who was there for me, gave me new ideas, etc. Surely I couldn't visit everyone, but it'd be nice to have the opportunity to have so much closure. Or maybe I'd go sky diving. Who knows?

    15. Nick Rapper

      Sure. I had a great day. Full of 2010 music videos, awesome blog posts, and probably some other things. Whoever this is: thanks so much! I really hope yours was ten times better!

    16. Nick Rapper

      Aw -- thank you. Quite the lazy day, but good nonetheless. I hope your day is going marginally better!

    17. Nick Rapper

      Sure -- you could follow my "abstract, sometimes groundbreaking" tweets. (http://twitter.com/nickrapper) Maybe you'd like to read my adequate comments on relevant Stereogum stories? (http://stereogum.com/author/nick_jonas_s-2) Befriend or subscribe to me on YouTube? (http://www.youtube.com/user/rutshut) Will get more websites. Stay tuned.

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When answering questions -- which enable you to release all of your self-centered fancies -- becomes a task rather than a hobby, you have hit a rock in your life. If and when I ever get to that point I will leave you at once!

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