You're making it tough with the whole "aside from a komodo dragon" thing. Clearly snails and large mouth bass are right up there... but in debating this, and of course without the komodo dragon option, I'll have to go with large goofy dogs that have big sweet eyes and long limbs and who are both puppy-like *and* elegant.

I know, right?

I don't actually have a dog, but I want one. I just wish they were more convenient. Like komodo dragons.