So... Since I don't know you very well, why would I share my secrets with you?

You sadist.

Fricking. Ninjas. I hate those guys. They just pop out of nowhere and beat the living crap out of you. When you tell them to stop, well.. They can't speak English. So, point invalid.

:\ Not exactly.

-passes out, ears bleeding-

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. My girl loved those shows growing up.

So you mean, something I'm not comfortable with?
Okay. Look out the window. What do you see? You see that cute dog sunbathing there? He's dead. You see those skyscrapers out on the horizon? They're about to be bombed. You see that little girl with her dolls? Her dolls are covered in anthrax.



Too soon?

That's why I don't talk to women.

Hahahaha... Well.

-He speaks in a low voice.-
Let's not go there, shall we?

Why don't you find out?

No.
What doesn't kill you could put you in a wheelchair and render you helpless.

Oh, cool. Can she play this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

Play

...




*chirp chirp chirp*

Dude, what the crap. ((LOL))

Yeah. My bird says “Hello, sexy” when I get out of the shower. And I didn't teach him that.

“... You think you're dropping her off at /her/ place and not /yours/.”

If you really knew me, you'd know that I do have a face, it's just covered by a shadow at the moment.
If you really knew me, you'd know that I hate ninjas.
If you really knew me, you'd know that won't go out with you.
If you really knew me, you'd know that I won't go dancing with you.
If you really knew me, you'd know that I am not a bad man, even though I do bad things, very bad things, such horrible things.
If you really knew me, you'd know that I do use conditioner.
If you really knew me, you'd know that I am not gay.
If you really knew me, you'd know I will not stalk you, solely because I do not care enough.
If you really knew me, you'd know that I act.
If you really knew me, you'd know that I am probably the only one who took this seriously.

No one loves you when you're evil..~

I dunno. Probably /not/ someone who straps you to a table and operates on your hands. -sarcasm-

I get that a lot...