French fries, especially baked and crinkled.

At times, yes.

I'd say the Soul Blazer series (Soul Blazer, Illusion of Gaia, and Terranigma, all SNES) are good examples. Legend of the Mystical Ninja for the SNES is another one. Mischief Makers is another good one for the N64.

Spread Shot from Contra.

Ireland.

Not really, though when I do it, it's because I have no room for the rest of my hand to carry things.

It's easier to type things than to say things, so a slight yes there.

No. It's because a huge part of my life, and I don't want to leave anyone out as a result of it.

Because it's bumpy.

In the game, foes. Seems in real life and Twitter they get along. So...friends?

It might help some people, and give you some support. Go for it.

Yes, that would be quite an idea.

One in a wheechair as they can't get far...but seriously I like potatoes or sweet potatoes. Carrots are good too.

Melons. I hate them, though I love watermelon flavored candy.

Maybe it has something to do with Link going to save descendants of the past, or that he was tied to the legend of the Triforce. Many different theories one could have from this.

Pee in a puddle and tell him to drink up.

On equal levels as the two things you just mentioned.

...no comment, but I hope he gets some benadryl for that nose.

Exactly. They don't mind torture as long as it ain't happening to them.

Someday. You gotta try it at least once.