Only one? That's a tough decision to make...but for some reason, Bill O'Reilly's name instantly popped into my head when I read this question...

This is a webpage on the Internet.

Depends on what kind of seats they are!

If you're referring to my vibrator, then the answer is outlet plug-in!

That depends on how much pole you have to smoke for the tickets.

It's blue due to Rayleigh scattering that causes light to scatter when it passes through particles that have a diameter one-tenth that of the wavelength (color) of the light. Sunlight is made up of all different colors of light, but because of the elements in the atmosphere the color blue is scattered much more efficiently than the other colors. Duh!

It varies, but I recommend waiting until sometime after you introduce a big fat engagement ring to your partner. Good luck to you and the lucky lady!

I know that skank well.

I'm not sure, but I can say with great certainty that The Great Space Coaster trumps both of them.

I opened my Toonlet account around this time last year. :-)

Why not?

It's my cell phone number. Why haven't you called me, baby?

Only if you take me out for a beer and a hot dog first.