Ooh that sounds like it could be fun

I don't watermark anything, I register my stuff with the US Copyright Office and if someone steals from me I use the DMCA to shut their website down.

Every morning.

It's true, I want your babies. I want you to stick your big, thick proboscis down my throat and deposit your eggs in my stomach, where I will lovingly incubate them until they hatch and devour me from the inside out, then suck out my fluids and use my desiccated corpse as their adorable little baby playhouse. I love you, Nessa Kessinger. <3

It's important for actors portraying teens to be old enough to put off a grizzled, experienced, seen-it-all vibe, because no one wants to watch actual teens on TV, much like no one wants to see women acting on stage. Oh wait, that was in medieval times. What year is this? It's late. I'm tired. Goodnight.

It's like night and day, seriously. If you're a Canon shooter, the new AF is revolutionary. You'll go, "how the eff did we put up with the old AF for that long?"

It's that good.

None of our lenses would work on that one, so it feels like a not so good idea us.

Yes. When I was the popular jock in high school my friends bet me I couldn't turn this nerd girl, Rachael, into the prom queen just by dating her. I had my work cut out for me because although Rachael was stunningly beautiful with a perfect body, she wore glasses and liked art. I pretended to like her and we started dating, but the joke was on me because as we spent more and more time together I started to fall for her for real!!! As you might imagine, she eventually found out about the bet and was heartbroken. Luckily, through some kind of last minute gesture and probably a dramatic speech showing how much I'd changed, I was able to win her back, and we reigned over the school as Prom King and Prom Queen for an entire year, before that asshole Brad Whitshire deposed me and had Rachael executed out of spite.

Yeah, it's nice to get out of the house every once in a while...

I dunno about that so much... I think that it'd be easier to just make a tutorial on my own channel every now and then. I just need to not be lazy and make it.

I guess another part of it is also that people will be dissapointed. I think kids who're frustrated with tablets/software/need a tutorial will be surprised by how much the whole process is "Just draw a lot. There are no magic tools or presets or brushes that'll make it all easier or better; you just have to draw."

Short answer?

Because I have a life too.

I met a really cool gay dude tonight! I HAVE A GAY FRIEND! I FINALLY HAVE A GAY FRIEND IN REAL LIFE!

Once again, the simplest answer is just to describe the two characters:

Edward Cullen is an invincible, mind-reading vampire who grew up in the early 1900s and now lives in a small town in Washington where he endlessly attends high school because he's into teen girls even though he's 100 years old. He is very old-fashioned and morally pure, believes he knows what's best for everyone around him, and is so irresistibly sexy every woman he glances at simultaneously orgasms and shits herself.

R is the semi-rotted corpse of a reasonably good looking guy who has no memories or identity and lives with other zombies in an abandoned airport in post-apocalyptic America. After he kills a young boy and eats his brain, he falls in love with the boy's girlfriend, who he takes home and holds hostage for several weeks. He's grotesque, covered in blood and gore, smells bad, and can't speak more than 4 syllables in a row. He spends the first third of the book just trying to convince the girl he likes that he's not going to eat her. He cleans up well, but is basically a cannibalistic child with no understanding of humanity, much less women. Watching him attempt to woo Julie is 40% comedy, 40% horror, and 20% romance.

Hahah what? I'm certainly not a bulky dude, but I'm not unusually skinny. 6'2, 170 pounds. Slim is how I'd put it. But I've got guns! Come here, I'll crush your skull in my bicep!

If by natural you mean tasteful, down-to-earth clothes and makeup, I like natural. If you mean baggy sweatpants, Ugg Boots, and lots of body hair and odor, I'll take polished please.

Jason Schwartzman, baby.

A party at which there is a lot of pizza to eat? Explain to me why this is weird?

I think it's safe to say yes, I would not enjoy The Human Centipede or The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence. Or Wolf Creek, or Last House on the Left, or I Spit On Your Grave, or Hostel 1 or Hostel 2 or Hostel 3. I know, it's weird. I just don't enjoy watching beautiful young girls screaming and crying while being mutilated, raped, and killed. Do you think that means I'm gay...?

Does this date end with me hogtied in a basement being slowly bled out into a milk carton? Or does it begin with that?

Well, I love this city, but I've been here for over 15 years and I need to stretch my legs a bit. I've always loved traveling and being abroad and the closest thing I've had to being away is living in San Diego for a month in the summer. I just want to see some new faces, do some new things, have a new life. I want things to be fresh and new so they can feel like they're really "mine" if that makes sense. While I'm still in Portland I feel like I'm still under the watchful eye of my parents, peers and friends. When you're in a city where people know you, especially if they've known you for a while, they begin to have expectations of you and I dunno, it irks me. I guess the short answer is fresh city=fresh start. We'll see where it lands me, but that's it, I guess!