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    1. Noah Maxwell

      /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Contract?

      I'm already dealing with one otherworldly entity, I don't need you, you fucking cat thing.

    2. Noah Maxwell

      Noah, I must must must must MUST MUST MUST have you answer this life or death do or die question........Rarity, or Fluttershy?

      Derpy.

    3. Noah Maxwell

      Do you think the tall guy might just be a person in a costume?

      Yup, I think he's Old Man Jenkins. The gang and I are going to hop in the Mystery Machine and catch him.

    4. Noah Maxwell
    5. Noah Maxwell

      I'd heard Slenderman was supposed to have time travel abilities, but I never saw evidence of it until that video you just posted. I think the Observer has them, too. This may change your approach.

      And I had heard that Santa knows who's naughty and who's nice.

    6. Max Gilardi
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    8. Noah Maxwell

      If a toy was made in your image, and had a pull string that made it say something, what would it say?

      It would just blurt out curses.

    9. Noah Maxwell

      He is only manifested by our thoughts, by the power we give Him.

      God?

    10. Noah Maxwell

      HELP MY PENIS JUST TURNED INSIDE OUT

      Add a Y to the end of your name.

    11. Noah Maxwell

      I have boobs. Any questions?

      What is your gender?

    12. Nick
    13. Noah Maxwell

      MY PENIS CAN MANIPULATE TIME AND SPACE

      Well, I guess that means you can literally go fuck yourself now.

    14. Noah Maxwell

      I would talk about it, but that would break the first two rules.

    15. Noah Maxwell

      Redbull gives you wings!!!!

      Powerthirst gives you birds.

    16. Eden Pyrithea

      Don't you think it's a little bit creepy that you hang on Noah's every word? Infatuated much?

      Don't you think it's a little bit creepy that you find out what other followers are doing with Noah? Freakin' creepy, yo. I'm not the one stalking him anyways--Slendy and the Observers are.

    17. Noah Maxwell
    18. Noah Maxwell

      i've been seeing him. what do i do?

      Tell your boyfriend the truth.

    19. Noah Maxwell
    20. Noah Maxwell

      If your friends were positioned in both the front and back seats of a motorized vehicle, which seat would you acquire? Assuming you were all 13 years old and getting down on Friday.

      I'd be kicking in the front seat. Wait, no. I'd be sitting in the back seat. Gotta make up my mind. Fuck it, I'm taking the bus.

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