I'm suddenly wondering if there were some devoted Homestuck readers out there who died between now and when it started.

Now I'm sad.

You motherfuckers better not "smile" at this...

Oh god here come the smiles anyway. You people are awful.

My favourite is Gunnerkrigg Court, though I also really like QC, Octopus Pie, Dresden Codak, Phoenix Requiem, Bad Machinery and Love Me Nice!

Probably the most important thing is that it's legible. You mostly want organic-looking font (which usually means no serifs), and it's a good idea to try hand-lettering if you can (and as long as people can read your handwriting).

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT that a yard could be described as THE VERY THING THAT IT ISN'T?

HOW IROthis is silly

It was originally going to have another scene following the stair climb, but that turned out to be too much to cram into one page, and I thought it would have delayed the the release of the page too much. It had already been delayed enough, not only by the labor involved in making such a thing, but by the fact that I've been pretty busy otherwise. This was not blasted out at the usual rate, neither by me nor Gankro (the programmer). We both had stuff to do.

I decided to separate the following segment onto another page to follow it shortly. It only seems abrupt because you cannot yet turn the page. I think this should be obvious.

If you're reading a novel, you would never say "man, I sure did enjoy page 386. Page 386 was just so awesome until it ended abruptly! What gives??" What gives is that page 386 ran out of paper for words, and the story continued to glide seamlessly onto page 387, for those bold enough to turn and continue reading. Even for those who bookmarked and continued a couple days later! Single pages do not give you all the answers you want, nor do atomic story units in formats less conventional.

Critical thinking is really important for navigating this website.

kyubey

Pay for school, a house, a car. Be free.. Then get married.. Definitely get married.

Navarr

Him..

Idk who this is? but I'm doin it with or without you...fyi.

I'd remember that any day!

Why don't you ask me about the one ton of shaving cream?

Was it really one ton?

The answer is, yes it was.

The weight of a can of Barbasol is 11 ounces. I calculated you'd need approximately a 14 x 14 x 14 cube of them to weigh a ton. Which is exactly what's there.

Did he try to captchalogue the doll with a wallet modus?

Try thinking scientifically next time.

You would be a horrible father.

And if you already are, I hope someone calls Social Services and reports you.

Google Chrome!

Infinite processor speed, since I don't store a lot of things anyhow.

I have.. My boyfriend now doesn't like them.. So no. Because he wouldn' t want to share me.. I don't think I could share him either.

Absolutely.

...Hrm... Books. Or little necklaces/charms. I'm a nerd, I know. Just spending time with me is a gift in and of itself. you can keep doing that =)