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The thing that makes me feel like this prank is fake is in the answer to this question. I'd attack that thing and beat it, only to later learn it's not a hell spawn from another dimension but a real innocent little girl. That's why pranks are dangerous. Funny, but dangerous.

If Formspring had a vomit emoticon that's all I'd need to answer this question.

Was this in Spain?

Even by the low standards of Internet integrity that image is ignorant and both factually and contextually inaccurate. Shouldn't be passed around anymore.

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When you start worrying about losing private followers on social media sites, it's time to go outside.

Awesome! Glad to hear it. Exercise and be a serious musician, both are in the early stages of making a comeback.

Im not known for keeping my mouth shut in situations like that. Id have said something sarcastic meant to embarrass her while getting a laugh from others. I cant always do it but its a better approach then saying something mean or yelling at the person. Thats too intense and the whole point is to set a better example. That sucks!

Yes, I recycle planets on the third Friday of every month.

It would be more helpful to know what kind hasn't worked. But one thing I can say with certainty is you need a man who can handle an intelligent, successful woman. Sadly, that's easier said than done. If you get a guy who says a wants a strong woman but wants to marry a door mat, it's not gonna work. Remember, you are a professor.

Wait, that's it! You need to play like a man and start nailing your students! You're welcome.

La Otra Familia - Mexican film with emotional resonance. As much as I love Big American Blockbusters like Avengers and Batman, I often find a sincerity and emotional realism in foreign films that stays with me longer.

I got nothing. I am the least machismo man on the planet and yet both of those things make me want to shoot a gun or punch something.

Boobs. Wait, was that a choice?

Emotional

Yes I have and I continue to be in many more once my babies are older.

I seriously wonder this myself.

Done. Now what do I get?

Classic misuse of statistics; this is completely out of context. People are supposed to answer "no" and this is supposed to be some blanket invalidation of the entire Obama administration, devoid of the context of the financial disaster inherited from two unfunded wars, etc. This is old partisan territory I'm not going to revisit

I'm cool because deep down I truly don't give a fuck if you think I'm cool or not. I'm beholden to am I a good father? husband? employee? and am I even close to living up to the really high standards I set for myself as a human being. As usual this reminds me of a Simpson's episode but I couldn't find it in 2 seconds so I gave up looking for it.