Bacon and Justin Timberlake.

Neither, I'm nocturnal c:

Making rice. Seriously have no idea how to make that shit.

My oriental charm? Idk man.

Very much so.

H3h3h3h das okay we can both rape him.

Justin Timberlake? It's really simple.
I'd track Ashton Kutcher down, have me be an actor on Punk'd, and have JT be the punkee, then I'd pretend to be a waitress. I'd take his order in the restaraunt, then casually start raping him, then tell him I'm in love with him, and OBVIOUSLY he will feel the same way, then that "rape" will turn into casual sex and we'll have magical children.

While I was in my mother's womb then abort myself :-)

Justin TImberlake, haaaaayo.

Justin Timberlake.

Because we didn't get the house. We were still going to move to the valley but my parents saw how badly it was affecting me and decided to stay so I can graduate with all my friends.

Well... this is a really hard one. I have very eclectic taste in music so I can't really choose one. But I'd have to say the artists that have impacted me the most are Secondhand Serenade, A Day To Remember, and Man Overboard. They've helped me through some rough times. But I love Memphis May Fire and Crystal Castles and August Burns Red. Okay.

Bacon and Justin Timberlake.
Whatever he smells like.

Bacon..

She isn't a stupid bitch.

Eh, I don't really use it unless I need to call people to make plans so I'd be alright.

Sarah Silverman.

Daddy, Stephanie Toole, Marisa Grams, Naomi Wood, Dominique Borunda, Brendan Perry, Nathan Elguea, Brandon Akins, Mason Thurmond.

I don't know a Naomi...
totez awwwwwwwwwkkkkk lol \m/

Very often.