hmmmm, probably the beach with a book or the beach with a snorkel. aw, heck, let's do the beach with a book *and* a snorkel. :)

dear mel-a-roo, alright, i will totally do all of those things right now. you're welcome for being awesome. love, becky

that means i would be eight feet, eleven inches tall and i would be able to CRUSH ALL OF YOU AND BE YOUR LEADER!!! BOW BEFORE ME, TINY HUMANS, FOR I WILL RULE YOU WITH AN IRON FIST!

i have two but then also, sort of one more but not really. pants (matilda), candi and tonka. the perfume video's on the sidebar. http://www.mylittlebecky.com/2009/07/my-dogs-vlog.html

um, that's like a little self-absorbed, isn't it? i mean... what about *my* needs? don't you even care about me anymore? hmpf. pout. silent treatment.

SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE???!!!!?!?!

just that thing? hmmmm, probs rice. or bananas. or maybe nuttella. ok, fine. nutella.

your FACE is like woah! sorry, sometimes i get defensive and yelly... or wait, was that a compliment? no?

yeah, no drugs. buuuut if you wanted to give me some i might be ok with that arrangement.

i think my craziness stems, sometimes, from my pre-migraine sillies. i don't make very great decisions when i'm in that state. orrrr my post-contamination gluten induced drunkenness (it's a real thing. look it up). either one. take your pick.

ps craaaaazeee

TOTALLY torn. you should send me presents of things to sway my votes.

ps sorry i tooked forever to answer, i don't know what happened. what the hell formspring?

i will vote for you SO HARD! *thrusting face*

check your butt.

i have missed you SO much that i completely ignored this question. *that's* how distraught i was feeling. i hope you feel better, lover.

THEY. ARE. EPIC! thanks for asking.

oh, mrs. beans, you're trying to trick me, aren't you? i will not fall for it... unless it was a baby cow, then it would have milk nose. wait, is the tricky part that cows are physically unable to laugh? is that it!

oooohhh, i get it, now! IT'S A ROOSTER! IT CAN'T EVEN LAY AN EGG!

bah-lue. it's my favorite. all kinds of blue. jumbo blue, light blue, dark blue, chicken fried blue.... mmmmm, bloooooo

disclaimer: i do not actually eat the color blue.

fuck if i know.

alternate answer: because you haven't accepted jesus as your personal savior.

yes, you would. you should probably just move to cuba if you're not prepared to watch the olympics twenty fo' seven. in conclusion, i'm reporting you to mounties. they should arrive shortly to put you in your shackles. shame, shame is your name. also? your pants are on fire. <-i don't know why. it just seemed appropriate for this situation.

i can't even think of a witty response to this because it's just too much. the funniness of this question outweighs anything i could ever say.

ps i get scared a lot. like, a lot a lot. chuck took me to see the wolfman (review=meh) and he kept telling me to watch the movie because i was mostly watching the inside of my scarf. i win!

as in the marawhatta?

holy shit! that guy is a genius. in related news? i think i could totes sneaksies a parachute on a plane. i'd just put it in my cleavage. problem solved.

"Oh dear God... This parachute is a backpack!"

what in the world are you talking about? um, whales are like just one big muscle. ya know? whaddya think? they're gonna have a waist? skinny legs? next time, check out the slender curves of their tails. the end.