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I'm fabulous GTFO
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The hardest thing was accepting who I was and being comfortable with who I am.
I'm not going to sit here and rant about how miserable my life was, but whatever I went through... it's in the past, and it made me strong. Enjoy this quote from a book I really like.
"Sometimes readiness and change come only because of all the heartache and the pain and the deep frustration that has gone on before. That is to say, every sin, every disease, every disappointment, every failure, every bit of difficulty that has ever touched our lives have all been a very necessary part of our entire experience without which we would not have been made ready or prepared to receive the unfoldment of a truly spiritual message. And I say this knowing, just as you know, that some of us have been down and are presently still down, into the very depths of human existence... and yet whatever the degree of difficulty each one of us has had, then it was perhaps that degree of difficulty each one of us needed"
Whatever you go through, people will label you as a victim
But I'm not a fucking victim
I'm a survivor -
I think it was on my eyelid, but that wasn't as bad.
Let me introduce to the mother-fucking grossest insect in the planet, the mother fucking bot flyhuman bot fly (this is related to mosquitoes)
Basically, you are in the tropicals chillin and doing yo thang (shut up I'm a strong black woman on the inside) and a mosquito bites you.
Unfortunately for your unlucky ass, this mosquito was earlier raided by a human-bot fly and had it's eggs laid on it.. and now the eggs are in your skin
As the egg hatches it unleashes it's mighty hooks and grapples onto your flesh and feeds on your blood. This parasitic son of a bitch, then grows into a larvae and then a fly, lays more eggs before it comes out of you and *poof* it vanishes....
That's not even the scariest part, the human botfly can grow anywhere and can even end up in your brain....
And now enjoy a video of the human botfly larvae removal in action c:
AND ACTUALLY APPRECIATE YOU DIDN'T GET BITTEN BY A HUMANBOTFLY RAIDED MOSQUITO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhxqOmCRkL0 -
Oxygen, oh oxygen
how art thou oxygen
i like you in my tummy
you are very yummy
but this retarded king mummy
says no >:l -
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I can't hear you over how fucking tasty this burger is
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Although one isn't as nerdy, here are my favorites:
If I was an enzyme, i'd be the helicase so I would be able to unzip your genes
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Are you dubstep? Because I'm falling in wubwubwub with you -
Reminded me of the most disturbing rage comic I read
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Never
Did you know dolphins are sex maniacs who are sexually attracted to everything that moves? -
Best friends with Jackie Chan
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Yes, yes I do
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Grade 1: Shat my pants
Grade 2: Sneezed and my booger was all over my arm
Grade 3: Got kicked in the stomach in the middle of a football match, with a football
Grade 4: Fell off the edge of a hill and landed in a rose bush
Grade 5: Got puked on
Grade 6: I wasn't wearing undergarments and this kid pulled my pants down
Grade 7: can't remember
Grade 8: Someone poured chocolate milk over my head
Grade 9: I forgot to wash my hair that morning, and it was full of product
Grade 10: Ran into the girls washroom by accident(*cough* iqra *cough)
Grade 11: Snorted really loudly in math class, it was embarrassing . -
I'm not prone to nose bleeds at all. I only had them twice in my life time (I think) . One was triggered when I ran against a wall while under the influence of virgin cuba libre (coke and rum without the rum), and other one was triggered after a dental filling.
Apparently the local anesthesia they use to freeze your mouth with, ended up in my nose. Which somehow blocked something up there. I remember the "pop" sound it made.
Them came the streams of blood, I was home alone at my cousin's place and I was panicking and running all around the house leaving bloody trails of me everywhere. I couldn't find cotton balls or anything so I cut the tampon in half and used it. (influenced by She's The Man)
I didn't bother cleaning up and I just hear this high pitched scream when I get downstairs, then i remember one of my cousins is afraid of blood. The rest of the afternoon was spent me chasing my cousin around the house with a bloody tampon.
I was a weird child, go away! -
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No seriously, I was eating popcorn and now my room's a mess.
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le formspring dino :)
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I read the first point and this came to mind
"Is this how it feels to be Bear Grylls?" -
replace girlfriend with boyfriend and it's done c:
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The stuff I say are lame though c:
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viraj-G-pants’s Bio
Viraj
16 Years of Age
Atheist
Hoping to be a psychiatrist one day.
Love math and science
Wants Questions About
- your existence
