The World Wide Web and Internet protocol (HTTP) and WWW language (HTML).

Little 10 year-old self, it's not inappropriate to like girls, if anything it's flattering for the likee. And you can't help it, so stop it with this self-loathing bulshit walk of shame. Own it.

BHV?

Black Topaz — Peephole.

Temporary body swap with anyone I wish. I've spent way too much time musing over the particulars of this fantasy of mine.

I'm sorry if that answer is like, so 2003, but damn, Jude Law, boy, you make the cut!

2007 was pretty awesome. 2009 too.

Kasia Struss, here I come.

Lurve.

Losing people I love.

Salmon, I'd miss it a lot.

Ellen? i'm not saying this very enthusiastically, I just cannot think of anything more exciting.

Chats ! ! ! Ils ronronnent enfin!

Not gonna lie, Youtube is a big part of my internet routine.

On my right knee: I kneeled onto the carpet and a sharp piece of glass pierced my skin it "like it was butter" was the charming my parents described it; I was 3.

Beeeeeest of both worlds!

Le camélia.

Vendeuse de perroquets des Caraïbes; et "Champollion", ce qui devait vouloir dire égyptologue, je suppose ! (weird kid)

i don't have a T.V. and I still feel like there's too many ads in my life, damn Youtube!

nope