Not even close! I will not be tricked into implicating myself as a co-conspirator in your pitiful plot. I have read every Iain M. Banks novel with the exception of the one about the castle and the neverending trial. In Georgia this week, two parents were arrested for giving their preteen children tattoos using guitar strings and a found bottle of india ink. I have a bluebottle fly on my back as a reminder of my inevitable fate.