What a goddamned unsettling question! But still you are not going to get inside my head with a recycled bush league vox question of the day. If you have any hope of success, you will have to try much much harder than that. Maybe you should consider plagiarizing someone clever.

Also, I cannot find a restaurant in this town that will serve me fried chicken livers AND gizzards at the same time. It is as if there is some bizarrely specific blue law or simply an unspoken agreement that this would be an unacceptable combination.