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They are not really my kids. I steal pictures from some other guys flickr and write stories about them. You should really be jealous of a guy named...
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i am not allowed to read chapter eighteen of the water-method man in bed.
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"the man in the yellow hat is not your friend" is a sync request for a private communications protocol. The response functions as a shibboleth but can also act as a key phrase indicating the appropriate interpretation of subsequent protocol elements in the exchange. Even if the response is not one of the set of hot phrases, most responses including "'the man in the yellow hat is not your friend?' is a rhetorical question, is it not?" still indicate that at least rudimentary two way cleartext communication has been established.
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our household jargon is not intended for outside consumption so confusion is inevitable and also please read the manual it will explain a lot. for instance operating the automatic seats is a counterintuitive process but once you internalize the process it will feel like second nature.
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i have not tapped a russian in more than twenty four hours but i had two on new year's eve and i have recently discovered that somebody (fallie) has been going into my top dresser drawer so i need to find a new place to hide the bail money among other things. it is like when they learned that they could push a chair and get to things on the kitchen counter and eventually i am going to have to have a panic room to protect myself from my own so quantitatively it is hard to say but qualitatively i am getting my ass handed to me.
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thirty-one thirty-three north high street february thirteenth nineteen ninety you will not regret it
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shrinky dinks are not intended to be eaten i.e. nonpareil and nonpotable and mad cow flu is just another in a long line of reasons why we shouldn't be discussing this without encryption.
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I am having a hamburger for dinner and I will probably put wasabi mayonnaise on it because my wife bought me a jar of that devil's spread a misguided but delicious holiday treat. Any time I have gone out to lunch with my comrades in the last six weeks I have only ordered items from the menu which included blue cheese or the words blue and cheese or were on a blue part of the menu or one time it was the nostalgically named blue plate special which included cheese as an ingredient.
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Not even close! I will not be tricked into implicating myself as a co-conspirator in your pitiful plot. I have read every Iain M. Banks novel with the exception of the one about the castle and the neverending trial. In Georgia this week, two parents were arrested for giving their preteen children tattoos using guitar strings and a found bottle of india ink. I have a bluebottle fly on my back as a reminder of my inevitable fate.
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ephedrine, low grade mexican ditchweed, and old crow bourbon
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I would like to re-watch the directors cut of December 1997 without commercial interruptions and see what it may look like with out burst blood vessels in both eyes.
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Circulation librarian in the Kent Cooper Reading Room. Well played anonymous interlocutor!
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those that from a long way off look like flies
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I am looking for a good coaster that will contain small spills and also collect and evaporate condensation without excessive maintenance, i.e. daily cleaning.
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What a goddamned unsettling question! But still you are not going to get inside my head with a recycled bush league vox question of the day. If you have any hope of success, you will have to try much much harder than that. Maybe you should consider plagiarizing someone clever.
Also, I cannot find a restaurant in this town that will serve me fried chicken livers AND gizzards at the same time. It is as if there is some bizarrely specific blue law or simply an unspoken agreement that this would be an unacceptable combination. -
I would use my bb gun to shoot blue tip matches at trees and rocks and shit. If, I hit something just right, the match would strike and flare up and it was pretty cool, like tracer bullets in a war movie.
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