About every two years. And when it does, the city just shuts down! #portland

I have size 10 feet. But they're 4E, meaning they're really wide and hard to find good fitting shoes for. :/

I think that " :/ " is my most used expression. XD

CAUSE FALL! Everyone knows that fall is the best time of year for delicious eating! As a fat man, fall in the Northwest is like heaven. It's as if the whole world is air conditioned and everywhere I go I'm offered pumpkin and apple confections!

Depends on the other generas associated with those. I love Shakespearean Drama, but hate modern day "pop drama." And I pretty much love all comedy, because I love to laugh.

So I'd have to say comedy!

METAL.

I was called PK for most of my life growing up! Still don't mind it :P

Being in IT, I think it's required by law. I used to drink 7-8 cups a day, but I've cut that back to like 1 or 2 now.

It might have to be "God's War" by Kameron Hurley. It's a really badly executed Sci-Fi. While I finished the book, I did now enjoy it.

I think that Amnesia has made me just and go "NOPE" a lot, but not actually scared.

OH GOD YES! I grew up on Monte Python, and I've always found it hilarious! :D

I like to stick with my man PSY's line. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY." Works every time.

I think a rouge Database Administrator could be pretty dangerous too... But totally not as dangerous than a wounded mosquito!

Lucky Charms for sure! There's nothing better! :D :D :D

Dude, Gavin, listen. Gwen says that you're really boring in bed these days, and she need excitement elsewhere. If you can't satisfy your own wife, that's not my problem!

Yup! I think it might expire soon though... I should look into that.

Family Guy!

"Be excellent to each other."

I have! I've actually preformed with a choir in Carnegie Hall! It was an awesome experience!

None for me! And Gwen wouldn't want me saying, that's a private matter. P: