WAFFLES?! But would the rivers and oceans be moist waffles?

Well, I think your a little late.

I barely know you.

Its like putting your dick in a blender.

Yeah to stop smoking cigarettes or to start a collection of dead babies in my garage. Guess which one I picked.

Is there any other way to be sexy?

Purple.

okay, I'll bring the beer.

Heyy Babbby ballls!

Try blasting you music louder, then it just blocks the noise out. I mean you could give him water.. but honestly. whats the fun in that?

Oh silly Robert. Samuel L Jackson, should be shared :D!

That made me extremely happy, I hope you know that. :}}}}

lawllawllawllawl.

I think Samuel Jackson is a good match... :}

WhataaA?

Oh you got me. Sorry I'm no "punk rawk anarchist" lawl.

Mountains.

Can I know who you are?

Dude. Lets make 'em.

That I could fuck up all the Twilight fan's day. by them knowing we don't sparkle and that I'm gonna kill them. :D