Plastic Surgery for my monkey...

Not having formspring question every day... I deserve to be subject of wafe of curiosity...

I wanna say to my grand-children how much i was famous back in the time...

- Really ?
- Yes !

(see... easy ! )

Like a Iron Maiden fans geek... With roleplay book in my book and never forget to eat some chocolate at 4 ... Yeah... Being a child is so far away from now...

oh... wait...

On a inventé le concept de "danse" après m'avoir vu exécuter des mouvements que l'humanité ne verra que 20 ans plus tard... attribué à des soit-disant précurseurs.

J'ai transcendé le concept de " bouge tes fesses ! Ho Oui ! bouge tes fesses "... et l'ai exporté à travers le monde.

Ma plastique avantageuse et ma souplesse légendaire me permettent quelques innovations qui défient les lois naturelles.. mais globalement...

Oui...

My Keyboard.

To go away i've a xbox party to finised...
Oh and bring me back the water...
damn.. still here ? Go away !

Sleeping on couch for a year... I'm a Better compagny (with myself)

You can trust that we will sell soooo many books with them ! We are gonna be rich !

Are you kidding me ?

That i'm French... and that i'm awesome.

As long as i can lay on the floor with my buddy-bear lookin' at the sky, makin' fun of people behind their back & stealin' kids candy... i will be satisfied.

Being a bully is the only way that can be !

V.C. - Gloria Domini
That will kick some ass !

Or some Beethoven symphony with only noise that coming from my armpit...

mmm... What about a tree that grow little tree that can grow anything ? Each tree will have his own speciality...

HA ! Ah ! Got you !

GO AWAY ! I will never surrender ! Never give up !
You can go to England ! I will not give up chocolate !

oh... what ? what are you throwing at me ? is it strawberries ?

mmmmh strawberries...

Let's be honest.. that's a difficult question.
on one side you can dance on it, eat on it, put your collection of dead birds on it and trying to remove only the tablecloth without moving the glass, plate & others stuffs... (ok... and totally fail trying)

oooon the other side... you have a chair.
that is the paradise for my ass.

And i've got too much respect for my ass to rules out the possibility of choosing the chair.

So i will pick up the Pineapple.

Without any doubt... The ability to speak with Water bottle ! Plastic one... In glass... Short, big.

So much to learn from a bottle.. And imagine the army i can rise ! The World domination will be complete with such an impressive armada !

Ha ! Ah !

RISE ! RISE ! Water bottle from all over the World ! RISE !

Yeah of course very often.. but no artists were there to picture me or make an impressive statue of me !
So i stay there. Nude. Alone. Getting cold. Stupid. Ok i have to move. Ok ok.. I wait 5 more minutes... The Next Leonardo will show up. Ok.. 10 minutes. He must be stuck in the traffic.

Wait... People still wear their clothes when they are at home ? What kind of silly idea is that ?!

Thinkin' about what i will do with this extra hour
Mmmh.. Maybe i can xbox a little bit ! Naaa naaa ! i will visit some forum ! OOOOooh wait ! naaa better ! i will count how many finger i've got !

Mmh ? What ? Hour is already over ? Oooh Come on !