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      Because it is made of two of the greatest things on earth: Comics and Sans.

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      Thanks, anonymous. You know, a Two By Two website sounds like a lot of work. And building websites, that's just not my thing. I mean, all that HTML and CSS and Javascript, not to mention some type of CMS to manage it, what a DRAG.

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      Hey Chuck - Thanks for that question. Here is my ideal steakhouse experience. Sit down, maybe a nice glass of red and the server walks over with a cow named Bessie and introduces the two of us.

      Me: 'Hello Bessie'
      Bessie: 'Moo'

      I nod in approval and Bessie heads back into the kitchen. Moments later, I'm dining on some black and blue. (Google it)

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      Oh my. An educated listener. I am currently in an FJ80, but I've owned both an FJ60 and FJ62. I think that I prefer both the body style and manual of the FJ60 over the FJ62. However, the creature comforts of the FJ80 are too hard to pass up. Not to mention the locking differentials. I will never forget the time I fit a brand new refrigerator into the back of the FJ60 and closed the hatch. Talk about storage space! Also, your mom.

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      No. There has only been a few times when I've really made myself laugh. Once was when I wrote Countach, and the other was when I proofread Countach.

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      And this is not an answer, but a small paragraph on etiquette. Do you know who came up with etiquette? Little old ladies who had nothing better to do than to think that there should be these invisible rules to be followed. I don't care what you say Eleanor, I like eating at the dinner table in my underwear.

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      I love the directness of this question. Concise, to the point and most of all, accurate. My Longbrake has been compared to that of horses, and from what I've been told, even horses are jealous. I digress, the last time I shaved my face with a blaDe was just over 3 years ago. I could teach you a thing or two about facial hair, but I'm not sure you'd be interested. You have two consistent typo's in the word 'blade' which causes me to conclude that you are either a 4chan kid, or there is a hidden message in this question that is clearly over my facial hair head. If you're trying to say that Timmy is stuck in the well, I'm just not getting it -- Lassie.

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      I've been using a Mac since the 512k, and before that the Apple II. Not to mention I used to work there.

      In their antenna labs.

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      Lately, I've been using only the power of my mind to allow clients to create/edit/update and delete their data. My mind is their CRUD and without it they are both piteous and hopeless. Sometimes however, I need my mind for other things. Like trying to figure out how to get the longest road in Settlers. In those situations, and ONLY those situations I rely upon ExpressionEngine wholly, as it is by far the superior CMS to it's peers.

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      Yes. In fact, it does. Not unlike Samson of biblical days, I only grow stronger as my hair grows longer. It's a secret I let very few people onto, but now that I've typed it here on the Junior High Facebook site, Formspring, everyone knows. I'd measure the length of my hair to give you better statistics, but that would be both gratuitous and cruel, as you surely would not be able to compete.

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      I used to eat a yogurt everyday for lunch. Then I realized that there are upwards of 30 grams of sugar in a yogurt. I'm gonna be honest with you, you don't get a hard body like mine eating junk like that.

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      Does your client/project require it? If no, then learn it on the side as an enjoyable hobby to go along with your other hobbies with may or may not include World of Warcraft and Magic the Gathering. If your client/project does require it, then obviously, yes.

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      Is this a trick question? Like really you wanted to ask about Event Bubbling in javascript, but couldn't figure out how to word it right? You got me. I laughed. Not out loud, but in my head, I definitely laughed.

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      Good. It could be better. But the air conditioner is running, and it's quite cold. I've tried to counteract it with some of the heat from my insane web designer skillz, but I can't find any good artists to rip off. Sims has got that new Virb junk all locked down and I got nothing. In other news, my gas light is on.

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