World peace.
Either that or whirled peas. I forget which.

It doesn't look like it has bacon.

Aging hippos.

That's how we figure out who's an alien.

Let's hope it stands for You Obviously Love Oreos.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, bacon

No, that's just going to cause a lolipop.

The Matrix opens with someone jumping across an alley from one high-rise building to another without losing any altitude. If you didn't stop watching after that, then there are lots of things you can suspend disbelief for.

Well, we don't want roosters that are too small.

Lord of the Flies

Order pizza. Delivery guy would have to dig his way in. Problem solved.

They'll both tweet about how they're locked in a room.

Life is a terminal condition.

Stop! Bacon time.

Because the furry fandom is comprised of people and people cause drama. Lest you think drama only happens in furry, I can assure you that other interest groups have their share of drama too.

Bacon Eating Contest. This way if I lose, I still win.

Animals usually forget to study for tests.

Smart because smart makes money that can buy sexy. Or at least bacon.

I hate that we are expected to do something special for the holidays. Why can't it be like any other day, except with more leisure?

If it can do that, I don't see why it can't go even further. Holy water evaporates and forms holy clouds, and then holy rain, holy rivers, holy oceans. Eventually, all water vapor in the air will be holy water vapor and there won't be vampires any more, except in the desert.